Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

Yes. My penis.

Can I have it back?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Here, now off to a doctor with you.

Is picking people's locks wrong?

 

[Ren3004]

No, how else are you supposed to get to know them?


How else are you supposed to get to know them?

 

[SteakHeart]

Stalking them, how else?.

HOW MUCH WAS THAT HOSPITAL BILL!?

 

[Ren3004]

A lot.


What do you mean "I don't even have a medical degree"?

 

[SteakHeart]

Forget it. I'll do it myself.

*BZZZZZT*

Oh, crap. Did I attach it upside-down?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Looks like it. *Tilts head*

Will it work like that?

 

[SteakHeart]

Maybe. I'll go check.

*Half an hour later*

Yeah, it does. But is it supposed to bleed when I use it?

 

[Ren3004]

No, you'd better get a new one.

Where can you find a new one?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I suggest finding a donor, willing or unwilling is fine.

Where are you going to find a donor?

 

[SteakHeart]

I always keep a spare.

Why can't you just let it go? I didn't mean to kill him!

 

[Ren3004]

IT WAS MY KILL, I told you that!


Why do you steal my kills?

 

[SteakHeart]

'Cause I'M the one with the flamethrower.

Why, god, why?

 

[Ren3004]

Because.


Life's a *****, huh?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yeah. Just like Vaude.

Oh, I kid, I ki- wait, what is she doing with that knife?

 

[Ren3004]

Nothing, don't worry. Just drop your pants.


Why would you say that?
[sub]She's so nice to us...[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because he got angry that i beat him at drunken chess.

Can i have my knife back from your spine now?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yeah, sure.

Wanna go again? *Grabs board*
[small]You can be on her team, Ren. I'll beat you two anyways.[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

No, I'm gonna go with drunken Twister tonight.
[sub]Hehe[/sub]


What was that noise?

 

[SteakHeart]

Me, getting the twister board.

Who brought the drinks?