Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

No.


I'm too disturbed to sleep now. Are you happy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really. I feel kind of bad.
It's ok, i'll burn it off.

Ow. Is this why i wasn't allowed to be a doctor?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes.
*SRITCH*
Oh god, she's bleeding. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

 

[Ren3004]

Leave it to me.


What is this feeling?

 

[SteakHeart]

Loooove.

Can I have it?

 

[Ren3004]

No, IT'S MINE! MY PRECIOUSSSS!

Why am I speaking like Gollum?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because you are him.

Vaude, are you okay? Will your ass make it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup, I'm doing fine! My Ass should make a fast recovery soon.

D'you think that'll be the most painful experience i'll ever have?

 

[SteakHeart]

Well not if I can find a better cure.

May I do a painful yet strangely good-feeling test to find a cure?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That depends.

Do you still have some of that rum?

 

[SteakHeart]

I might.

*40 minutes later*

Did you know that you suffer from Chronic Sexiness disorder? And that the cure will cost 5,000,000,000 dollars?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Still drowsy* I don't think i have money for a cure.

Can i live with CSD?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. However, you may find men will suddenly kneel down and... lick you.

Can you handle this?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'll get used to it, I suppose. But if things get annoying, i can always taser them.

What would i do without my taser?

 

[SteakHeart]

Knife them.

Uh oh... HOLD ME BACK, WILL YOU?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh damn. *Jumps back*

Do i really have to taser you?!

 

[SteakHeart]

No. I got over it.

Why don't toenails have genders?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you'd feel bad if you clipped them.

Why do they call her the wild rose?

 

[SteakHeart]

'Cause of her... erm... "Wild Rose".

Can I has burger with cheese?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. We're all out of burgers without cheese though.

Is it wrong to tie people up and use them as marionette puppets?