Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Asciotes]

in this thread like 4, since you've joined probably somewhere in the vicinity of 387.

Is the "stuff" why this piecake tastes so good?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. But wash your hands before having any contact with females.
[small]'Cause I already call Va-I will go no farther.[/small]

Why can't I stop?

 

[Asciotes]

Because you're addicted to the shindig.

Why are the chili peppers so awesome?

[sub]too late here [/sub]

 

[SteakHeart]

Because they are red.

Why won't my microwave start?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...because she's attracted to men!

Is insomnia a good thing?

 

[Asciotes]

Nope. But you can say things like. "Imsomniacs of the world; good night" so maybe

Is getting too much sleep a bad thing?

[sub] xandus types too fast XD[/sub]

 

[SteakHeart]

Well, not if Vaude wants to wake up with m-NO! I MUST STOP!

How can I stop?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I have no idea. My therapy isn't working.

Maybe i should give up this plan...?

 

[Asciotes]

Probably.

the two previous posts just changed. What is going on?

 

[SteakHeart]

Naw, I was joking the whole time.

Did you actually think I was being serious?
[small]Yawnnn... bedtime.[/small]

 

[Asciotes]

You weren't being serious? Damn I was hoping she'd hit you over the head with a Rock instead of a newspaper soon.

If you're going to bed who'll replace you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ahhh?

But how does that make you 'feel'?
[sub] Nah, i wouldn't kill steak, he's far too funny. Well unless i was in a bad mood but only then. [/sub]

 

[Asciotes]

Somewhat frightened I suppose. Or maybe relaxed.

Can people please stop confusing my puny mind? T.T

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why not?

Care for a sedative to calm you down?

 

[Asciotes]

How 'bout catnip (it works as a sedative in humans apparently)

It will also keep the mosquitoes away. Would you like that?