Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Azraellod]

Not desperately.

Why is falling space considered a threat?

 

[Azraellod]

The distance from your house to the chemist shop multiplied by 4913044.

What is the significance of that number I just made up on the spot?

 

[Metric Monkey]

I'm just that good.

Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?

 

[Ren3004]

He did --->



Did you hear that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, he did it in the forest while no one was around.

So...did he make a sound at all?

 

[Ren3004]

I have no idea.


So... does your lipstick taste the same as it smells?
[sub]*wink**wink**nudge**nudge*[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes! It tastes just like Cherry, i'd offer you some but it isn't your colour.

How many drop kicks does it take to kill a burglar?

 

[Ren3004]

Only one if you hit the carotid sinus.


What if you don't?

 

[Azraellod]

3 is the minimum number generally. It can alternate though, depending on the strength of both you and the burglar.
Then the burglar might escape.

Why are you interested in killing burglars?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Burglars irritate me, plus I'm following the advice 'If at first you don't succeed try, try again.'

Maybe i should have got a weapon instead? [sub] He kind of stabbed me. *shrug* [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, you should, or at least pepper spray.
[sub]Kind of stabbed you? I don't get it, did you actually get mugged?[/sub]

Is there any piecake left?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, but i wouldn't eat that...
[sub] No, no! I haven't been stabbed. [/sub]

Do i need to explain why?

 

[Ren3004]

Not really.
[sub]Oh, good, I got worried for a while.[/sub]

But couldn't it be used instead of drugs?
[sub]I can already imagine the subjects for spam e-mail.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I suppose so, but only in small dosages.

Do you think that with the wrong dosage it could cause head-explosions?

 

[Ren3004]

Hmmm... *starts the study design*


Do you think people will volunteer for this?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, Money makes people do crazy things.

Speaking of which, how much are we paying them to be in this study?