Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

A slice of piecake.


Wait, is that one of those "paradox" things?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I think so, plus if the head explosion thing is true they won't be happy.

Why is head explosion such a negative thing?

 

[Ren3004]

You see, without their head, people can't wear hats.


Do you think I'd be a good scientist?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes! You'll cure all kinds of...problems and win the nobel peace prize eventually.

Why the sudden aspiration to be a scientist?

 

[Ren3004]

Recruiting people to see if their head explodes changed my mind about research.


What do you mean with "scientific method"?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well how are we going to measure the correct dosage? Using the splattertron?

Also, Who's going to be doing all the measuring?

 

[Ren3004]

This trained monkey I bought on Ebay.

I also bought Britney Spears's notepad. What a few pages for just $30?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You drive a hard bargain, but it has to be forged. Why the hell would Britney make notes? She's far too busy having a breakdown.

Have you tried selling it to the paparazzi?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, but they have they hands full with Photoshopping pictures.


What about a pencil that has her teeth marks? They're definitely hers, not mine. I would never do that.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'd rather not get her saliva all over my hands. I'll give it to Chris Crocker though.

Anything else you brought off of Ebay?

 

[Ren3004]

An empty xbox box for $500.


Was that a stupid thing to do?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, because now i have a place for my new pets to sleep.

Aren't they cute?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah. I'm not sure you should keep the Bengal tiger in the same box as the extremely rare parakeets, though.


How could that seem a good idea to you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, the tiger looked lonely and the other tiger is at the vet. Rest in peace parakeets.

Maybe i should throw a funeral?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, that'd be a good idea.

What song will you play?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't you forget about me by Simple minds.

Isn't this sad...? Even the tiger's crying.

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah... It's ok... You'll get over it. Here, let me hold you.



Wanna go back home?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, but i'd feel bad about leaving you here.

Anywhere else we could go?

 

[Ren3004]

Well... my home.
[sub]That was a proposal, by the way.[/sub]

Aren't you afraid of my driving?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope! In fact you aren't driving fast or reckless enough!

Are you aware that you drive like someone in Grand Theft Auto though?