Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Depends on what you mean.


You mean like a GTA playable character or a GTA NPC driver?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Playable character. I mean you just ran down a deer, a stop sign and a jogger. We'd be on 3 stars at least by now.

I wonder why the police haven't shown up?

 

[Ren3004]

Guess Niko Bellic is in town.


Should I run over a few more pedestrians, then?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why not? I mean the police are too busy to come and arrest us.

I wonder if we could outdo Niko?

 

[Ren3004]

Pie, cake, pets and me trying to sleep with Vau- I mean, teddy bears, cute teddy bears.


Do you have a teddy bear?

 

[Ren3004]

I used it in an attempt to cover my true intentions.

I shouldn't have said that out loud, should I?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No. I think we're onto you now.

Wait, what are we onto?

 

[Ren3004]

Nothing, move along...


Was that convincing enough?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I think so...? *confused*

Moving along, Why hasn't this car been moving for about 15 minutes?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, sorry, I was looking at your.... uh... teeth. They're so shiny and perfect.



That was a close one, wasn't it?

 

[Ren3004]

It's ok, we're not exactly having a private conversation.


Why do I have to print so many things for class tomorrow?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because your teacher doesn't care for trees and wants to destroy them all little by little.

Ugh, Why can't my medicine teleport to me?

 

[Ren3004]

Because my teachers care for people's weight and want to make them walk a little.
[sub]Of course I'm not talking about you, you don't have to watch your weight, you're fine.[/sub]


What do you want to do when you grow up?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because those stilettos aren't your color, plus you walk kind of weird in them.

What do you want to do when you grow up?

 

[Ren3004]

If I told you I would have to kill you.


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