Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

*sigh* Fine... I want to be a secret agent.


Can you help me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure, I'm already temping at the British Secret services. I'll put a suggestion in.

Is that not one of the most badass jobs anyone wants to have?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I'm not really good with goats.


If a tree falls down in a forest and no one's there to hear it, does anyone give a damn?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Once again hippies and most of my art teachers.

Why do hippies hate me?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you're a ninja.


Where did you learn it?

 

[Ren3004]

On the floor.


Where are yours?

 

[Ren3004]

Because I was looking at some magazines...


Why do gaming magazines make my legs warmer?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you're a sufferer from the awesome disease. It's fatal.

Why are you using magazines to warm yourself?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I could.


I thought that goats didn't wear pants?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Magazines don't last forever, so it could only be temporary.

In fact, why did you take his pants in the first place?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I averted my eyes.

So does this whole pants-stealing-to-look-at-your-legs thing happen a lot?