Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Dates, apparently.



Will you go out with me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'll think about it. Unless you were asking Swollen Goat with his awesome legs.

Actually, wouldn't you rather go out with Goat?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I prefer going out with you.


Why would you think that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know, his legs are very lust-worthy apparently.

How was i supposed to compete with that?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

why would i flirt with a fat goat with a burger

why is George bush stupid

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because apparently it's overrated and all the cool kids forget about it.

Did you pay the pied piper?

 

[Sassafrass]

I give him his 'fix'

Why are you starting that fire?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because chocolate is better.

So, what went on while I tended to sick platupi?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not that much, I had a funeral for my pets that got mauled by my pet tiger, then we tried to outdo Niko from GTA.

But never mind that, How are the platupi?

 

[SteakHeart]

One died, but the rest are okay.

Why, did you want one of them?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That depends.

Are they easily mauled?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, the male ones actually have poison stingers on their left front paws. I'm not joking, see?

*Snikt*

Can someone call a medic?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Will do. Also i'll take one.

So where'd he sting you?

 

[SteakHeart]

Not on my junk, luckily. I can sti-No, don't go there, steak.

Is it right for me to have threw one of them in a trashbin when he ate my piecakecookie? I forgot to mention, I made a piecakecookie.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, Yes it was, That was a bad platypus.

Please tell me that you saved me a piecakecookie?

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Nope, I maded you a piecakecookie but I eated it instead

Is hair made of spaghetti?