Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Because it's shy.


What about hot dogs?

 

[SteakHeart]

They're too busy being eaten.

What's your favorite color of constipation?
[small]Steakheart: placing insane mental images in the minds of the escapist since the beginning of fall.[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

Purple.


Did you just get here?

 

[Ren3004]

No, you can give me an extra $5.


Why are they called hot dogs?

 

[SteakHeart]

Like your flesh.

Why am I holding this severed head?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you severed a person's head.

Why is that guy dead?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You heard something somewhat right.

I heard you like Link.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, Well he said he hated me. and everything else in existence.

Is tonight going to be a good night?

 

[Pm0n3y]

I heard you like Golden Showers

Does he look like a *****?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No! Marcellus Wallace doesn't look like a *****, sir!

What do they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because imperal measurment is for losers.

Where'd my waffles go?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because she's just that hot.
[small]OW! Sorry...[/small]

So, anyone up for a spec-ops mission this weekend?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No. GO away. I don't even know you.

How do you know where I live?