Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

When you're NOT STEALING MY WAFFLES!

About that mission... I will give anyone who joins a free bag of chips. (Or crisps, if you live in europe. Whatever you call them.)

Wanna join now?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No.

Why are you bribing me?

 

[Lastbayking]

What do you mean I don't want the crisps. Give me them damn crisps.

Why are you looking at me like that?

 

[Sassafrass]

Why would I? You nicked my air.

Would you give my air back?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If you want some CO2, then yes.

Do you want some oxygen.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I forgot to put it.

Why did I forget to put a question mark?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because it was obviously a side effect of no oxygen.

Why did you snipe me from a hill?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because it was an excellent vantage point.

Why did you try to be a pacifist on an online shooter game?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Because I was actually playing an NPC.

Why did I get a bunch of rocks for Halloween?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It never did. Your thinking about red.

When did red become the new black?

 

[Magnatek]

The demons, man, the demons...

Why did the sky turn black?

 

[Metric Monkey]

You're mom blocked out the sun.
[sub]That was terrible.[/sub]

Why did you pull a Leeroy Jenkins?