Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

Yup. And my looooove powers seem to be kicking in, too.

Are you getting more attractive by the second?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's sweet but i think the shotgun shell might've made you a little over confident.

Then again, Why do i feel so weird again?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because the more my looooooove powers kick in, the more you want me.

Too far?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A little, considering that i'd started using these loooooooove power patches and you'll need more than that I'm afraid.

Did you know that the patches existed?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. God damnit.

Spoiler: Does this work?

The quantum theory says that nothing exists until it's observed. But it must be a lie, 'cause I'm sure you've been here my whole life.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That...It's...well I...*blushes and turns head*

Where did you find such a good line?

 

[SteakHeart]

I actually thought of it myself.

Pretty neat, huh?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah actually.

Ever thought of selling those lines to makes some extra cash?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. All I need is you.

Awwww... aren't I sweet?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes I am. Thanks, me!

Wit, why is a black hole sucking me dow-AAAAHHHHH!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because someone divided by zero again.

How long had you been practicing those lines?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh i put some duct tape on it. It should be fine now.

For future reference, how much does universe fixer pay?

 

[Lastbayking]

Because windows always wants you to remember who's in charge. No.

Was there ever a point?