Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We have lazy builders.

Why don't we build it out of breadsticks?

 

[Ren3004]

Because there weren't enough breadsticks in London.



What about the Big Ben? Is it made of breadsticks?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Birds would eat it.
No, Big Ben is actually a man named Ben that Nazi's experimented on with uranium. Ben swelled to a massive size and fell asleep. He has been sleeping ever since.

Why do birds insist on pooping everywhere?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because they think they own the place.

Why won't my bird-traps sell?

 

[Ren3004]

Because people prefer shotguns.


Why is th- OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FEET?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

They have always been like that.

Why don't you know that they look like that?

 

[Ren3004]

Because I'm not used to seeing orange feet.


Want some pie?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah!

What flavor is it?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Boo-nana flavor.

Ren, have you tasted my assloaf?

 

[Ren3004]

No, thanks.


How did you get that cool eye patch?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I won it in a poker match.

Did you know I can talk in BLUE?!?

 

[Ren3004]

NO WAY!


What about white?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Of course I can. Sadly most people think your not writing at all.

Do you smell that?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah.


What is it?

 

[Acidwell]

Well Its a long story but in the end it all comes down to me fighting 12 evil cakes off with nothing but an elephant and a piece of cheese.

Why dont we make a pirate republic?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Because I am the only pirate here. *****.

Why can't people understand that?

 

[Ren3004]

They do, they just want to see you angry.


Didn't you know?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

About how AngryPants is surprisingly angry? Yeah. *Points to cutlass in back*

Ow, was showing him those pictures of the pirate republic a bad idea?

 

[Ren3004]

Apparently.


Want me to patch you up?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You can help me out but...please...no pirate puns!

Is the wound fatal-looking?