Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

No, he does that sometimes.


Did he hurt you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, i didn't look him in the eyes.

Is there anything i can do to fix your head?

 

[Ren3004]

Get the duct tape.


Isn't duct tape a great invention?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup!

Is it safe to say- We love you duct tape?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes.



Can't duct tape be used to kill people, though?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Once again, Yay for duct tape!

So what do you think of the movie?

 

[Ren3004]

It's cool, but it has a distinct lack of duct tape.



Want some chocolate?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure- oh hey, these are my favorites.

Is it me or has it gotten colder? Look at that snow...

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, it's cold. Here, get in my bed, it's warmer.


Should we share body heat?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's okay, I wouldn't want to make you cold anyway, i've got a space heater to put between us though.

How did you make your bed warmer in the first place?

 

[Ren3004]

I set it on fire.


Is there another way?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope, I don't think so...unless you put another quilt on but that's absurd.

What does this red button do?

 

[Ren3004]

It opens the way to the Batcave.


Should it have been a little more subtle?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Just a little, be thankful that I'm not one of your villains-

Wait, did you just say you have Batcave?!

 

[Ren3004]

Batcave? NO, no, I meant... Cat Rave.



Wanna see my "cowl"?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure, I didn't know you were into hoods.

...Am i thinking about the right sort of cowl?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Nah, He means cowl as in a bovine creature.

Anyone miss me and my angry pants?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, yeah, kind of.


What is your favorite fruit?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Boo-nanas.

How come London Bridge is always falling down?