Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's you. Can't you see the snow in here?

Are you standing under a volcano?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I'm inside the Sun.
[sub]Hey, Vee![/sub]

Does that have anything to do with it?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Mabye.

Why has gravity cut out?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know, i pressed that button over there and it suddenly stopped.

[sub] Hi! [/sub]

Do animals see in black and white?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. And also purple.
[sub]So, how was your day?[/sub]

Is that why pink elephants are usually invisible?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, we are just unable to cope with pink elephants so they turn invisible.
[sub] Fine thank you, it's been very long and tiring so it's good to relax. Yourself?[/sub]

Did you see that dinosaur?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. I was inside it.
[sub]It was ok. I had "the talk".[/sub]

How did a dinosaur get here?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

My new time machine!
[sub] Oh, how'd it go? [/sub]

Hey, how did it break so suddenly?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I BLEW IT UP

What did I just have for tea?

 

[Ren3004]

Coke.

Weren't expecting that, were you?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

[small]NO, I had a Chicken Balti curry(This does not count in the game)[/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Actually, I kind of did. Spooky huh?

Does that mean I'm psychic?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes.


So, what am I gonna do next?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm, *thinks* Damn, it's not working,

Can i get a hint?

 

[Ren3004]

It involves me, you, and a couch.

Do you know now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...We're watching a movie?

Was I right?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, sure.


What kind of movie?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

How about *ominous music* a horror movie?

Any objections?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, Halloween is over, but it's OK.



Why does my head hurt?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, your evil twin brother ran in, hit you on the head with a frying pan and ran off.

Did you upset him?