Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

No, I've had enough of that for one day.


What are "feelings" anyway?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Noun: Emotional state or reaction. Or simply put how you *feel*.

What's new?

 

[Ren3004]

My new car.


How can you teleport?

 

[SteakHeart]

Magic gold.

Can someone help me clean this off?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure, here's a kleenex.

How did you get mustard in there anyway?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Edit: Ignore

 

[SteakHeart]

I ate a hotdog and spilled it in my lap.

What do you mean, "How did it get in your underwear?"

 

[Ren3004]

I mean "can you explain to me the sequence of events that led to your undergarments becoming stained with mustard sauce?".


Can you explain to me the sequence of events that led to your undergarments becoming stained with mustard sauce?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm guessing that he was eating hotdogs in his underwear. Nothing strange there...Well that's my theory.

Is that a Zebra behind you?

 

[Ren3004]

No, that's an elephant.


Don't you have a pet elephant too?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Actually, an elephant is the only animal missing from my entourage of pets.

Wanna trade an tiger for the elephant?

 

[Ren3004]

No, get your own.


Want some help?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah please, The tiger isn't helping me attract them.

How did you find yours?

 

[Ren3004]

I followed the voices in my head, of course.


Don't you do the same thing?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No, I don't have any.

How could you say Oasis sucked?

 

[Ren3004]

I wasn't sane at the time.


Does it never happen to you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Every now and then, but i get over it.

I finally got that elephant! What should i call it?

 

[Ren3004]

Curbstomp.


Did you want a cuter name?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's not a cute name?

Why, what did you name yours?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Aman Nazghul.

Don't you find that name adorable?