Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

No, just my love for Vee.

Wasn't that romantic?

 

[Ren3004]

No. It was actually a little creepy.

Why aren't there more girls around here?

 

[SteakHeart]

I don't know. They're probably just jealous of Vee.

Speaking of Vaude, is that a crab on her?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh?! Ugh! *Bats it away*

Ow, i think it pinched me. Do you see anything?

 

[SteakHeart]

It crawled into your bikini top.

May I take it off to get a better look?

 

[Ren3004]

NO!


Why are you so *ahem*... helpful?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because I have a compassionate streak.

Why don't you have one?

 

[Ren3004]

It was removed when I was a child.


Is there life on other planets?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, When i visited other planets i've always had a warm welcome from aliens...or a disintegrating welcome.

Anyone want some steamed crab?

 

[SteakHeart]

Ooh! Me!

Mmm... how on earth did you make it taste so good?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Florida.

Why aren't you supposed to shake up soda before you drink it?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because it will be angry otherwise.

Vaude, need to go inside with me? You look a bit overheated...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Mm. I'm not used to the hot weather.

There's air conditioning as strong as arctic winds inside right?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. And a nice, soft bed.

You need some water?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah please, the wine probably isn't helping much.

Actually...Who's shack are we in?

 

[SteakHeart]

Mine. I rented it.

Wait, why is there tape in the shape of a body on the floor?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh hey, nice modern art. Bloodstains to match too.

So did you outline yourself or someone else on the floor?

 

[SteakHeart]

I didn't do this. Oh well. *throws tape in trashbin*

Do you need to lie down on the bed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, I should be okay. Might lay on the couch for a minute.

Has the sea stopped boiling yet?

 

[SteakHeart]

Not yet.

But why go out there, when we've got everything we need in here?