Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

No.


Want me to fix it for you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah please, the duck tape isn't working.

You've fixed arms before, right?

 

[Ren3004]

Does Lego count?



What do you mean, "you'd rather go to the hospital"?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I mean that I'm not made out of lego and It's better to be safe than sorry.

Ah that's better...The bill is how much?!

 

[Ren3004]

OVER 9000!!!


How did you let me say that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I didn't. That's why you're the one being treated in hospital now. I couldn't stop the rage.

Do you accept my apologetic box of chocolates?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, well OK.

But can I get my pancreas back?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, of course, i only just realized i had it. Here you go.

How are you feeling now?

 

[SteakHeart]

He's fine.

Wait, are you one of the nurses?

 

[Ren3004]

No, she's an angel.


Don't angels live in Heaven?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, but we must be there.

Vaude, are you blushing again?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, she is.


Why?

 

[SteakHeart]

I find it extrmemly hot when women blush.

Did Vaude just go from happy to angry when I said that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No...*balls up fist and covers face with hair*

Anyway, What's that over there?

 

[SteakHeart]

You. Again.

HOW DID YOU GET THERE SO FAST?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Teleportation is awesome.

Didn't you know i could teleport?

 

[SteakHeart]

I didn't.

Wait, does that mean that we're TELEPORT BUDDIES?

 

[Ren3004]

No, she can't take anyone with her. Except me. Because I'm special.


Is this that "jealousy" thing I've heard of?

 

[SteakHeart]

*kills Ren* You can't be jealous of a dead guy.

Vaude, shall we teleport somewhere nice? Like a beach in Cancun?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The beach sounds nice, I don't think i've ever teleported that far before though.

I thought you and Ren were 'the best of friends'?