Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

The guy code says that you don't steal a girl from your friend. Anything else is fair game, including killing said friend.


That's cold though, isn't it?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. NOW DIE, ALREADY! *stab*

We're there. Is the water warm?

 

[Ren3004]

No, it's cold. Freezing. And you can't get out.


So, Vee, should we go back to the cabin?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In a minute. I haven't gone sunbathing in years.

Isn't it weird how the water is like Ice but it's still hot enough to sunbathe?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yeah.

And isn't it wierd that the hotter it gets, you get hotter too?

 

[Ren3004]

No, Vee is hot in any circumstance.


How can you talk if you're freezing to death?

 

[SteakHeart]

I stabbed you, so you have to be dead now.

What is this squid doing in my bathing suit?

 

[Ren3004]

It's your new friend!


What are you gonna call it?

 

[SteakHeart]

Ren-killer.

Can me and Vaude get back to what we were doing?

 

[Ren3004]

No. She's mine! MINE!


Can't we just share?

 

[SteakHeart]

Fine. You get her later.

Isn't the ocean beautiful?

 

[Ren3004]

I'd prefer it if it were red... with your blood.


WHY... WON'T... YOU... DIE?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because it's not your turn. I will tell you when it's your turn.

How did this bottle of wine get here? *whistles*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*unplugs ipod* Wine? You ordered wine.

Can i get a glass?

 

[SteakHeart]

Sure.

How is it?

 

[Ren3004]

It's pretty good.


Well, Vee, why don't WE go to bed while steak watches TV?

 

[SteakHeart]

I'm not watching tv! AND IT'S NOT YOUR TURN! *throws Ren into a passing truck*

How could there be a truck on the beach?

 

[Ren3004]

It's a mirage.


Wait, doesn't that happen in deserts?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well it is pretty damn hot here.

Is the sea any warmer yet?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. Actually, it's boiling.


Is that a volcano?