Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sven und EIN HUND]

FORTY SEVEN X'S


What is the point in becoming the manager of a pencil company?

 

[Magnatek]

Don't touch it, because it's an optical illusion...

What do you do with a drunken sailor late in the evening?

 

[Sam G]

The one I sent to kill you, of course, silly!

Where's the goddamn antidote?

 

[Azraellod]

A badger with an eagle nailed to it.

How do you know that the sky isn't green, and we all aren't just colourblind?

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Because of the poison. Oh..What poison you ask? The poison....that you just drank...!

What is it called when one jumps from a diving board only to faceplant on said diving board?

 

[Azraellod]

Well, if it isn't you, then it must be your alternate personality.

Who aren't you?

 

[Ren3004]

By moving our arms in a weird fashion.


What is the square root of infinite?

 

[Fraught]

Pi(e).

What is triangle root of Batman?

 

[Ren3004]

42.


What is the color of the night?

 

[Fraught]

Tasty.

When will the world blow up?

 

[Sam G]

In the year 2012 (stupidest answer I could think of. HA!)

Why do people believe that'll actually happen?

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Because the mayans said so.
Why did the mayans say so?

 

[Athlumney]

Cause they ran outa room on he calendar

Why did the run outa room?

 

[Ren3004]

Because the designer was late and they hadn't planned the decoration for the new room.


What happens when you die?

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Then you know that you're dead

What would happen if Chuck Norris realized his own untapped power and unleashed it on democracy, life, the universe and everything?