Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[IMrAngryPantsI]

They don't, but I heard that your first name is Nancy.

Hey buddy, can ya tell me how this feels? *snaps off horn* *Blows into it*
How do you like natural music, one horn?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I honestly assume so. We have 2 pages or so of fight.

Anyway, how could such an insignificant mammal have a soul?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why, by being a freak of nature.

How can a muscle-less skull speak? And where the hell is the rest of your body, man?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

The rest of my body is also bone, but my bone is a silver-steel alloy. 0 magnetism in case that weirdo is wondering. And I am not a "skull" I am a Prototype Insanity Reader And Telekinetic Ecorché or PIRATE for short.

Why do you care?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Shes dead. She was interfering with the 'plan', and had to be eliminated.

Hows your one horn?

 

[Sassafrass]

You ate it off, you hungry bastard.

What happened to your face?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Ejaculate, by definition.

Why did you eat my beard?

 

[Ren3004]

Because we were out of blue when we made it.


OH MY GOD, what happened to this thread while I was away?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sigh* You really don't wanna know.

But why was it kind of funny?

[sub] Morning! [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Because we have a sick sense of humor.


Why is there so much blood in my basement.
[sub]Morning, Vee![/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I guess that liquidizing those bodies wasn't the best idea?

Why didn't you try using a woodchipper?

 

[Ren3004]

It was at the repair shop. It broke when I tried disposing of that fat guy.



Have you tried using gasoline?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, but the smell it just too much.

Do you want me to lend you some of my makeup remover?

 

[Ren3004]

Let's try that.


What if it doesn't work?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Shallow graves. Lots of them.

So, did it work?