Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

No. If cakepie works, then why not?

I got the ingredients, now who brought the oven?
[small]Dang, just remembered I have to study for a test. We'll continue this on the morrow.[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

No need for an oven, we'll do it with fire.


Shouldn't you have thought of that before?
[sub]Do you really have a test?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I did, but it takes a number of hours for my incinerate to work.

While we wait for the fire at my fingertips and for Steak to return, what could we do instead?

 

[Ren3004]

Drunken Twister!


Want some wine?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, finally someone brought some!

Your twin, Steve isn't joining in this time, is he?

 

[Ren3004]

No, he forgot his meds.


But he's nice, isn't he?

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

I don't have a twin steve

Your aunt Ralph isn't joinging is she?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure, let's go with that and no she's too busy.

How did you know how much I loved wine? The usual method?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah.



Why, is it becoming a problem?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not really. Just wondered. Most of the time, you can't even tell.

How do you manage to sneak in so undetected?

 

[Ren3004]

My apartment is exactly the same, so I know where everything is and keep it in the same place.



Is that too creepy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, If the majority of it is coincidental then No, but if you've brought things similar to mine purposefully and stored it identically to mine, Just a little.

In that case, Do you know where i lost my good sweater?

 

[Ren3004]

Try checking behind the bed.
[sub]Just a wild guess, seriously...[/sub]


How did it get behind the bed anyway?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No idea. Thank you though.

Any more wine left? Also, why do dogs have their own swimming style but cats don't?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure, have as much as you want. As for the second question, it's because cats are afraid of water.



Do you wanna see a magic trick?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes!

Does it involve pulling a rabbit out of a hat?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure, let's call it a "rabbit", and call it a "hat".



Is that a restraining order in your hand?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm afraid so, My Lawyer said i should get one.

I'll drop it, if you give me a reason why i should?

 

[Ren3004]

Because of all the wonderful moments we spent together?
[sub]Think of the cakepie...[/sub]


Don't you think that was the best thing to do?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes but okay, consider the restraining order dropped.
[sub] The Cakepie was pretty damn special. [/sub]

Anyway, did we just finish the wine?