Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The same place as the cowboys and all the heroes. Probably the Antarctic.

Whatever happened to Faye Wry?

 

[SteakHeart]

She was eaten by King Kong.

Did you just fart?
[small]C'mon, thread, LIVE! LIVE, GODDAMNIT! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME![/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

What? No, that was you.

Ever try using the resuscitators to keep this thread alive?

 

[SteakHeart]

Erm... no...

But I thought you used them on your elderly grandmother?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You can, but this thread had the same look of death that she had.

All set for halloween?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yup. Got my Death costume all prepared, and I'm saving room for candy.

'Bout you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup! Costume is done, movies are rented and candy is brought.

If Candy is Dandy, does that mean that Liquor is Quicker?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes.

Who are you gonna watch the movies with?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A few friends. Fairly chilled out this year. We're dropping by a party for a few hours then they're staying the night.

What's your lineup for this year?

 

[SteakHeart]

Dunno. My neighborhood is painfully lacking in the candy department, so just messing about with friends after the candy-reaping is done. Maybe a Nerf gun fight.

Is this feeling more and more like an AIM chatroom every day?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Scarily. Yes.

So is candy-reaping anything like soul-reaping?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. But it feeds the dead either way.

So, you got the reservations?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, i remember getting them.

Although...What did i get reservations for again?

 

[SteakHeart]

Nothing!

Fooled you, didn't I?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You did! But you're really early for April Fools.

In that case, Do i have short-term memory problems?

 

[SteakHeart]

Maybe. I can preform a test, if you wish.

Do you have a feeling of what this test might be?

 

[Baby Eater]

the circumference of chocolate pie


why do my toes smell like tomatoes?

 

[SteakHeart]

'Cause you stomped on spaghetti.


Why can't I feel my fingers?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh i have them here. Sorry.

Do you want me to sew them back on?

 

[Baby Eater]

no you need duck tape

why did you take his fingers?