Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Lastbayking]

Why not? I do it all the time.

Wait...

You bastard. How dare you insult me his royal highness the LASTBAYKING!?!?

I might just have overdone it...

 

[SteakHeart]

No, because no one likes you. Pthhbbbbbt.

Spoiler: Vaude, wanna hear another one?

My parents told me not to play with fire. But when I saw you, my soul set ablaze.

[small]I am so smooth.[/small]

 

[Lastbayking]

Easily with lots of practice.

Who agrees with me?

 

[SteakHeart]

Me.

How did I go from awesome line to bad line? In the space of 20 minutes? Am I really that much of an idiot?

 

[Lastbayking]

Nope, I just showed up and everything decided to explode.

I am tired of your petty squabbles. Release the hounds! Wait who told you to get rid of the hounds?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You did. When you were drunk.

Who'd have thought black holes would come back with a vengeance?

 

[SteakHeart]

Not me, that's for sure.

Why doesn't money grow on trees?

 

[Lastbayking]

You call for backup and sign these in triplicate.

Would you like a pen?

 

[SteakHeart]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! POISON PEN! WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO!

Wait, how did Lilith come back?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, No you may not, you ninja.

Who are you going to call for help?

 

[SteakHeart]

The Ghostbusters!

Wait, do I see something strange? In my neighborhood?

 

[Lastbayking]

Nope. It's the drugs man.

Can I have some of what your smoking?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yeah, but it's just crushed cereal.

Did I just feel the need? The need- for speed?