Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, I'm resisting arrest and i know my miranda rights.

What are you gonna do about it?

 

[SteakHeart]

Restrain you with handcuffs. And a corset.

What now?

 

[SteakHeart]

A bit.

Vaude, why are you struggling? That just makes it worse!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ugh...believe it or not this isn't comfortable.

Can you at least loosen the handcuffs?

 

[SteakHeart]

Sure. Why not. Now get into your cell.

Okay, time's up.

Did I do all that for nothing?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Probably, now take the damned corset off.

You know that you take your weird pick-up lines too far, right?

 

[SteakHeart]

That wasn't a pickup line, I put that on you so you couldn't throw up, and kill me with, that knife you hid in your stomach.

How did you even get that knife down there in the first place?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bets never end well with me. But hey i got $20 for swallowing it whole.

...So I can't take it off or throw up the knife?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, you can take it off. Just don't stab me.

Does Heaven have a hitman?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. I'm pretty sure they have whole army of them up there.

Do tattoos hurt?

 

[SteakHeart]

Depends on where you get them.

Why does pizza taste so good?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's the cheese.

Who invents all the different types of pizza?

 

[ShotgunShaman]

I swear it's not what it looks like.

Who was phone?

 

[Ren3004]

Her mom!
[sub]No, that's still not right.[/sub]


Did you miss that joke?

 

[ThreeWords]

No, I'm actually quite happy that it's gone

Hows does this look? Am I visible?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Fraid not. That cloak doesn't make you invisible. Harry Potter lied.

Why did you trust him in the first place?

 

[Ren3004]

HE'S 11!!! Why would he lie?


Was Hermione telling the truth when she said she loved me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, she's 11 too, are you going to trust her?

Aren't you a little old for her?