Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

She said that.... last movie. Yes, that's right, last movie.


Are you jealous?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh, no. I was just trying to save you from the police.

How long have you been seeing her?

 

[ThreeWords]

Too long

I wonder if he can get off if he pleads insanity?

 

[Ren3004]

Probably.


How do I do that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You threw a fistful of pens at the judge and started screaming about the 'saucer people'. You also put a salad fork in your ear. It was quite convincing.

How many times have you avoided prison now?

 

[Ren3004]

Four or five... hundred.


I'm getting pretty good at it, aren't I?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Only because you have me for a lawyer...and the insanity plea never fails.

Are you ever going to pay me?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. With love!

So, how much is it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, i just did the math, So $567000. I don't know how to convert that into love.

Are you sure you don't want to pay me in money?

 

[Ren3004]

Nope, I only deal in love.


What is the international unit for love?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I think it's (L*)

Have you worked out the conversion yet then?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. I owe you 189900 L*.


So, my place or your place?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I thought we discussed this. Both. I live at my place, you live at yours.

So what's love got to do, go to do with it?

 

[Ren3004]

Everything.


Caaaaaaan... anybodyyyyy... fine meee-ee-ee-eee... somebody tooo looooove?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Did you try Cupid?

Wait, does Cupid even exist?

 

[Ren3004]

I don't know.


Don't you have his phone number?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, i have the easter bunny though.

You think he'd find you a date?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. I'm not into eggs, though.


What are you doing?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Practicing my knife throwing act!

Do you think i've gotten better?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. You almost didn't hit anyone in the audience.


That's good, right?