Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It was actually...Thanks.

I take it that we're on the run again?

 

[Ren3004]

No, we just need to lay low for a while. In the bed. In this motel.


This actually looks nice, doesn't it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure, too bad that the owner seemed like a complete nutjob.

Why did you pick the Bates motel to hold up in?

 

[Ren3004]

I know the owner's daughter. No, not like that!
[sub]Also, I've heard they have great showers.[/sub]

What do you think I am?
[sub]I have to go. Bye Vee![/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A well-liked ally. What else?
[sub] G'night Ren! [/sub]


How long before you reach China if you dig down?

 

[SteakHeart]

Over 9000 hours.

Where did this pair of dirty underwear come from?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Your room. or Mars.

Why are you carrying dirty underwear around with you?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I am wearing this pair right now. And I just ran a mile. So it's sweaty.

Want to touch?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm fine. steak would probably though.

Did a cat just walk by?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yes, it was black.

Want to wish on that black cat?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes!

What should I wish for?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What ever comes to mind.

What should I wish for?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

World peace Something shiny!

Why didn't the cat give me a wish?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

it thinks you're a feeble existence

What is the square root of awesome?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The answer is fail...I think i miscalculated.

Is that a spaceship?

 

[Ren3004]

No, it's a plane.



You really think the Martians will visit us after what happened last time?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Probably not. I don't even know if they accepted our gift.

Why are Martians so high strung?

 

[Ren3004]

Apparently we insulted them or something.



Do you think we'll have better luck on Jupiter?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why not? They'll probably be cool.

How long does it take to get to Mercury?

 

[Ren3004]

About 2 weeks.



You booked tickets, right?