Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Y'know i remember a bar, and that's it.

Do you remember anything else?

 

[SteakHeart]

You stood on a table and started pole-dancing. And I ended up strangling a cockroach for three bucks.

When did you learn to pole-dance?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Last year, you'll never know when it would come in handy.

Is that why i have a load of singles in my pocket?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yeah. And a few hundereds too.

Can I have a couple bucks from your "earnings?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I guess so, It's easy enough to earn back.

What are you going to buy?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

For you, the low, low price of Five hundred dollars.

Should i have told you that my soul was out of stock before you paid?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. Now I get to see Goat cry.

Hey, you! No, not you, the other guy! The one to the left! No, your other left! You! Yes, you! Do you like tacos?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Those things in a bun right?

Is someone cranky?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. He is.


Wait, why are you on my lawn?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Lawn angels! Only second to snow angels.

Care to join me?

 

[SteakHeart]

Okay!

Wait, how is this even possible?

 

[Sassafrass]

You type something, hit post, witch-craft happens and magic text comes up and magically echos what you've written.
Crazy...

How did that get there?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Out of my newest nonsense devise.

There, now doesn't your lawn look ready for Christmas?

 

[OmegaXIII]

It didn't

Why is there a naked badger sat next to me?

 

[lostclause]

Because badgers never wear clothes.

What is that odd smell?

 

[SteakHeart]

It's your new girlfriend.

Why is it that you never see Jack Black and Tim Schaefer in the same room?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Isn't it because they're the same person but can transform on a full moon,

What do you think of the name 'Senior PointyHead'?