Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

When she worked for the circus she was the knife thrower's assistant. All he ever did was throw pointy knives at her head.

How could you forget? You worked at the same circus!

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. And I'm THE BEST OF ALL TIME.

Why was Britain so mean to America in the 1760's?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You ruined a very important Tea party. That's a prison sentence over here.

Why is that Sheep staring at you like that?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because you're a goat.

What kind of burger is that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure!

Wait what was the guy in the movie saying Soylent Green was made from?

 

[SteakHeart]

Educational television.

Spoiler: Will this do, Vaude?

[HEADING=1]NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU! NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE, NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, AND HURT YOU![/HEADING]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

There, There. He didn't mean to. It's a recurring joke, dear Goat.

Is your car deathproof?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes because I wanted to and you ninja'd me so I can't remember what you posted as I edited this.

Why did you hook me on [HEADING=1]TOAST?[/HEADING]

 

[SteakHeart]

Because I blasted all the toast on earth with poison.

Who's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?

 

[Sassafrass]

No-one when I kill that video.

Are you gonna click this? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI]

 

[SteakHeart]

I did, but the video would'nt show up. HA!

Am I being posessed by Rick Astley?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That all depends.

Are you gonna make me cry, are you gonna tell a lie and hurt me?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, as you weren't rolled. Dammit...

Will you click the link again? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI]

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes.

Does anyone want some Lie Cake?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Is that one new? But if Lie Cake is lie...*Head explodes*

Is that what Lie Cake is supposed to do?