Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*twiddles thumbs* Nothing much.

Er, Hey, Look we're almost back, Anything you want to do to pass the time?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I'm mad at you. I'm not taking to you for the next 20 min.


Don't you want to know why I'm not talking to you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes...If you'll break the talking vow to tell me.

So why are you mad?

 

[Azraellod]

I spent too long away from these games, and my stress levels built up.

Why do I get stressed so easily?

 

[Ren3004]

You've got too much brain. If you let me remove a portion, you'll never get stressed again.


So, small, medium or large spoon?

 

[Azraellod]

Small. It's generally more precise, and I don't want you to take all of it.

Why wouldn't you use a scalpel, like actual surgeons use?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Spoons are so much more fun. Not to mention scientific.

Can I help with the operation?

 

[Azraellod]

Only if you promise not to take any souvenirs.

Do you promise?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. No souvenirs.


But can I make funny drawings in your brain?

 

[Azraellod]

Sure, as long as they aren't obscene.

What's my anaesthetic going to be?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

This mallet. *THWACK*

So is he unconscious yet?

 

[Azraellod]

I think so.

Why did you hit him and not me?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a test. *hits Azraellod*


Well, that went well. Let's wake him up?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure. Just hold on a minute. *Finishes applying makeup on unconscious Azraellod*

How do we wake him up, anyway?

 

[Azraellod]

You talk too loudly.
Still that went well. My brain am thinking good with stuff.

How much of brain did you take?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah... about that... A little over half.


You don't mind having chocolate mousse instead of brain, do you?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I mind quite a lot.

Um, he can still live with 2mm of brain can't he?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah sure.


OK, who wants to clean the drool?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not me. I'm a nurse, not a janitor.

Do we have any janitors here anyway?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Yea he's swedish. His name is Jan Itor.

Is that a bad pun?

[small] Ninja'd you again Az![/small]