Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Azraellod]

...Noooo...
[sup]Quick, Azriellid, hide benind that door.[/sup]

What's the appeal in hallucinogenic drugs?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

They make, no Mr crazy lion orange ape thing, Im talking to Az!

What's behind the door?

 

[Azraellod]

There's no door there. It's your delusions.

How long does your hallucinogen last?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It says on this tin, 30 minutes - 30 years.

Why would he take something like that in the first place?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Shut up! Its my life!

Why suddenly so questioning? Youre gunna steal it aren't you!

 

[Azraellod]

Well, confiscate is more accurate. I doubt that's legal.

Why would you take it when there are legal and safer ways to hallucinate?

 

[SteakHeart]

Hallucinating scares me either way.

Why did I find 750 million dollars in my bank account, and why is my house filled with weapons and forged documents?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh that's payment for letting me use your house as a safe house.

You don't mind do you?

 

[Azraellod]

It's now a hideaway for ScaredCougar's drug smuggling group.
Well, I don't. steakheart might have an objection, but he doesn't matter.

Would you like me to discuss the matter with the law enforcement, so they can back up what I said about steakheart not mattering?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I don't know whats real anymore!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Where are you Mummy? NOOOO!

 

[SteakHeart]

I am not mommy. I would prefer Az didn't. And Vaude, keep the payment. At least you managed to get the place to stay clean.

Wait, why is one of these documents titled with the words "Deed to steakheart's soul"?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*shiffy eyes* Oh no reason.

Would you mind handing it back to me? It needs to be...filed.

 

[Azraellod]

Lets see...
Ah... that's not a legal document. Soul documents don't look like that.

Have you been making counterfeit soul documents?

 

[SteakHeart]

SHE HAS! SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER!

Why did you just break my leg?

 

[Azraellod]

Anyone who makes accusations of witchcraft is an idiot, and needs to be taught a lesson.

Have you learned from it yet?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't think so.

Now will you get me down from this stake?

 

[Azraellod]

Um... Hmm...
*Looks longingly at petrol tank*
*Sigh*
Ok then.

What can I burn instead?

 

[SteakHeart]

Some food.

You think she will she forgive me for the witchcraft accusations?

 

[Ren3004]

Only if you get her some piecake.


Did you guys miss me? Did you?

 

[Azraellod]

Yeah... my gun doesn't aim properly.

Did you sabotage it?