Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

No thanks.

HOW THE FUDGE DID EVERYONE POST 5 PAGES WHILE I WAS ASLEEP? DAMN YOU YANKS AND YOURE TIME ZONES!

 

[Ren3004]

You see, to succeed on the Escapist, you must free yourself from the shackles of fear, disbelief, trolling and, above all, sleep. Otherwise A SPACE SLUG WILL STEAL YOUR BRILLIANT JOKE ABOUT WHERE BABIES COME FROM!!!!!!

/psychopathic rant


Can you tell that I'm angry at steak for using my joke?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

But of course. *reassuring pat*

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

You can...write on it.

Am I right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indubitably. Have a cookie.

What can i do to stop the insomnia?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Have someone hit you with a comically large mallet before bed.

Does it feel like a hang over when you wake up?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes. Plus you wake up with birds flying around your head.

Is my anesthetic mallet the same as my insomnia-stopping mallet?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Let me see...*Closely inspects it* No, the contours of the back the aenesthetic mallet are slightly more aerodynamically shaped towards the lining of head vector.

Did I bore you to sleep with that?

 

[Ren3004]

Apparently.


Can you teach me how to do that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No. I was just resting my eyes, listening intently...while snoring. I'm sure that Cougar will teach you how to though.

Won't you?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Sure..You just-RUN! *Runs into distance*

Did I lose them?

[small]Hur. I got ninja'd but it still works[/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope. You told us to run. Not to mention i can teleport.

What's a Zonkey?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

UM I DON'T KNOW DON'T HURT ME!

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[small]Read it slowly

Also, i'll be going for the next hour or so, having a roast dinner with the family. See ya!
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[VaudevillianVeteran]

...You clever bastard.

Can you monster mash?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. I still prefer mashed potatoes, though.


What about mashed monster potatoes?

Spoiler

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I think you made a typo.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Doesn't sound too appealing, but damn it looks good.

What about the Timewarp?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Only if we can do it again.

Why am I back so soon?

 

[Ren3004]

I'd guess your dinner went wrong.


What did you do this time?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Throw roast potatoes at the idle nuke warhead in the room dosen't mean it was my fault Liverpool dosen't exist anymore!

Riddle me this?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I already gave you a riddle. So no.

You blew up Liverpool?