Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Apparently.


Can't the UK sink into the ocean, then?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nah, we have tea and crumpets to use as lifesavers if it happens, but we sacrifice 30 cockneys to the sea to appease it every full moon...wait.

Did i say too much?

 

[Ren3004]

No, please, keep going...


Isn't that a wonderful tradition?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh it is. Then we sing a load of Beatles/ Sex Pistols/ Queen songs and go on our merry way.

Want to go to the next Full Moon ceremony with me?

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, sure.


Am I allowed to enter?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

So long as you stick by me or ScaredCougar, you'll be fine.

Ah, it's gonna be fun, right?

 

[Ren3004]

I hope so.


Do you have any tea?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

By jove, of course I do. Scone?

This has become incredibly British, no?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. Jolly good.


Is that right?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Ah Hell nah! I'm bout to make it all Brooklyn in dis *****!

... By jove, it's seems that i've taken on a African-American vernacular dialect! I'm sorry, did that take you by surprise?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. And you gave me a heart attack.


That was a speedy recovery, wasn't it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indubitably. Ah you and your heart attacks.

You're lucky to have me as a doctor, right?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes... wait a minute...

Wasn't I the doctor?

 

[Pm0n3y]

No, you were only imagining that you were.

Reality's a ***** innit?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah. Kinda like me.

Was that a little harsh?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, you shouldn't be so hard on yourself.


What did you do to say that, anyway?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You've seen all of the beatings i've dished out right?

But I can make amends, can't i?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure. You can start by washing my car.


Why are you washing my car in your swimsuit? It's raining outside!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I think you are confusing me for somebody else.

Is that a bird?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, It could be a plane, I hear they're easily confusable.

Anything else you need done, since i've finished the car?