Insanity_Zero said:
They're called Slim Jims.
I think it's more about the fact that he is riding on a scooter rather than her driving. A scooter is far, FAR, from manly and no man in his right mind would ever get on one. Unless he really had to.
Well, unless you wanted to cut down your carbon emissions and gas expenditures. An average-sized scooter can get anywhere from 80-100+ MPG. A lot better than your average 4x4, which (unless I'm mistaken) get less than 20 MPG on average. Let's be honest, you don't need a 4000 lb vehicle to get your ass to and from work in the morning (Unless of course, your ass
weighs 4000 lb. In that case, you might want to get yourself a Mack truck. And a coronary bypass.)
And don't start talking about hybrid cars as a 'best of both worlds' alternative. They aren't. They're a dead-end technology, and will go down in history as one of the biggest technological follies of all time. Mark. My. Words.
As for me, I ride a small motorcycle that gets about 70-80 MPG. Granted, its engine isn't any bigger than the engines on the type of scooter I'm referring to, but it's a motorcycle, so I guess I don't lose man points for riding it.
Frankly, I think riding a scooter is just about the manliest way to get around. Know why? Try riding a scooter through rush hour traffic sometime, and look around you. If any of the drivers around you experience the slightest lapse in attention at a critical moment, your ass is
going in the fucking ground. But no; that scooter rider doesn't fear death. He made a smart economic choice, and he's going to stick to it. He's got the Grim Reaper riding with him wherever he goes, and he just tells that fucker to move his decrepit old cloak, cuz it's blocking the rear-view mirrors. That takes
REAL balls, my friend.
What's going to happen to the jacked-up monster truck driver if some jackhole swerves into his lane? maybe his insurance rates go up a few hundred bucks a year? Oh, you're
soooooo manly, risking slight economic inconvenience so you can squander our planet's valuable resources. People like that can go eat a bag of dicks. Or a bag of Slim Jim Dare Sticks; about the same taste, just with more MSG and saturated fat.