Stupid shit that people tell you cant do.

[Ohhi]

My roomates told me that I couldn't get naked with a cup of coffee and fap on the living room couch when one of them brings their gf over, well guess who is scarred for life now.

You? He yelled at you when you were fapping and you split the coffee on your crotch?

no not me but my friend daniel that walked in and yelled "WTF are you doing." and scared the crap out of me and I threw my coffee in his face because I was startled.

 

[EHKOS]

I've been told I cannot commit suicide despite it being MY body and all.
I've been told I can't not wear a seatbelt.
I've been told I can't believe in Ayn Rands philosophy because it's selfish >.<

 

[JemothSkarii]

My roomates told me that I couldn't get naked with a cup of coffee and fap on the living room couch when one of them brings their gf over, well guess who is scarred for life now.

You? He yelled at you when you were fapping and you split the coffee on your crotch?

no not me but my friend daniel that walked in and yelled "WTF are you doing." and scared the crap out of me and I threw my coffee in his face because I was startled.

If I told you I love you, would that scare you? Because that is pure gold.

 

[artanis_neravar]

I've been told I couldn't go to heaven since I wasn't completely sure of God's existence. Total bummer.

That sucks. I was told by religious people that I can't masturbate. I challenge it often lol.

I had a female friend with that exact same story, went something like this "When I was younger my religious nut of an aunt gave me this book about things that are 'evil' one of them was masturbation, and I thought 'well that looks fun, who are they to tell me not to do something fun?' so I started out of spite. Now I make a point to do it at least once a day"


OT: All the time I usually respond ala Barney Stintson with "Challenge Accepted" most recent time, my frined and his fiance were going to bed, and she hands me the 360 control and says "I can trust you to run Netflix without breaking anything right?" My internal struggle must have been very visible 'cause one of her friends announces from the kitchen "that was not a challenge accepted moment"

 

[Lordpils]

When somewhat says "You can't" simply smile and say "We'll see".

Edit: Actually after reading all of these replies based on morality I remember one which I throughly enjoyed.
I was told once that without an external sorce of morality (I.E. God or the law) I couldn't call myself moral I took that challenge on the spot and told them "I can make a moral system for myself from scratch" I learned alot about my own personal views and managed to receive a "Well played" from the challenger.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Some dude stopped me in the street and told me I couldn't touch this. He was right.

Fucking hammertime...

 

[Boar1]

Most drugs. Experiment with what you enjoy, and fuck whatever you were taught in Grade 6 Drug Awareness Week.

 

[ruben6f]

" You can't give up on something just because you think you won't be able to do it"
"You can't give up on something just because you failed once, you need to keep trying"

I know I will fail so why even bother,

The only downside to saying this is that I sound like one of those teenagers that hates life and says that they won't be missed when they die.

 

[ruben6f]

I've been told not to be able to ever participate in normal society because I did not beat up the bullies back in primairy school.
I've been told that I can't be straight because I cross my legs when sitting down sometimes.

I've been told I can't make something of my live because my test scores are below 'special person' levels.
(Sidenote to this and a middlefinger to everyone saying it. I did the highest education possible over here, done it with two fingers up my nose and am now doing a rather good study. . . I really hated primairy school.)


I've also been told I cannot play MW2 properly. Which was corrected one round later when the guy ended up in the other team. And my kills consisted of 22, of which 18 were him. Bah >.>

This very angry guy on xbox live also told me that I couldn't play MW2, the next game I went 59-8 and the very angry guy went offline... I wonder why.

 

[rosemystica]

"You can't use that chainsaw! You're a girl!" *****, I've been using this saw most of my adult life. I climb mountains with the damn thing and cut trees at the peak.

 

[EHKOS]

THEY TOLD ME I COULD NOT CHOP AND SCREW NYAN CAT.....I'll be uploading tonite!

 

[YesIPlayTheBagpipes]

I cannot do the Mrs. Sinclair voice.

 

[PureChaos]

Iv been told I don't know how to play LoZ: OoT properly because I like to challenge myself by using the broken giants knife.

i've completed that game SO may times i've been looking for ways to make it more challenging. one i thought of was to not collect any of the heart pieces, only the heart containers the bosses give you as i know how to get some hearts before i should get them so things are a tad easy (just entered the Underground Well and have around 14 hearts and not been to anywhere i shouldn't have gone yet). Using the Broken Giants Knife is a GREAT idea. whoever said you don't know how to play OoT because of that is a prat. Tell them that and let me know what they say

 

[The Pinray]

I've been told that I can't play TF2 because I'm a "f2p noob." Because I had one bad match I'm a f2p noob. Shows how quick people make that assumption now. Been playing since 2008. Ha ha.

 

[Evil Top Hat]

" You can't give up on something just because you think you won't be able to do it"
"You can't give up on something just because you failed once, you need to keep trying"

I know I will fail so why even bother,

You've somewhat missed the point of both of those sayings.

 

[imnot]

I have been told I cant skate here.
They where right, it was a landmine field.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I can't work on cars/game/etc because I'm a girl. And unfortunately I'm stuck in a catch 22 loop out here with trying to get work as an auto mechanic(which by the way I've been working on cars my entire life)

 

[careful]

they said that i couldn't extend the Kronecker?Weber theorem on abelian extensions of the rational numbers to any base number field but im going to show them all wrong!