Stupid things you did as a child?

[Mr_spamamam]

I was jumping on my parents bed and slipped and went mouth first into the side of the bedside table, putting by bottom front teeth through my bottom lip.

Still have the scar just above my chin

 

[the_dancy_vagrant]

When I was 2, I (apparently) dropped the deuce in a display toilet on the sales floor at Home Depot.

When I was 5 I was riding my bike in my neighborhood, shirtless, and fell off of it. I landed chin first and had to get a ton of stitches. I also had road rash over...well, pretty much everywhere from my neck to my navel.

When I was 9 a friend and I were shooting off fireworks at his house and I dropped a roman candle on the ground thinking it was done. It fired off the last shot and hit the side of my head, burning off pretty much all of the hair right over my ear. School started a week later and everyone thought I had cancer because I had to shave my head.

 

[MetalBride]

well apparently i continuously flashed my uncle... after my bath i'd be wrapped in my towel go up to my uncle get him to turn around i flash him giggle and run off then come back and do it again... My fiancee has recently learnt of this stage and now calls me his flashing girl.... I will get pay back on my parents... i will i swear it.. sweet sweet revenge when they least expect it... mwhahahahahahaahahaha

 

[Summerstorm]

Ate coal, examined the outlets with a knitting needle (ow)... wandered off to meet new people (I was... 3 or 4). And (Only time my mother ever smacked me): I tried to heat cheese on the radioator...... bad idea, but i wanted warm cheese *g*

Hm, and when i was older i sabotaged machinery of a farmer in our neighborhood... i found the key (observed him working, completely undetected) and ended the machine commando-style. Felt like i was James Bond. The man was not happy... but he had no proof *g*

And manymany small things. Uh-Uh, i have something more: After watching Asterix & Obelix i began trying to brew magic potions. Gathered berries and weeds and roots and stuff and cooked the shit out of it. Too bad i never found any working recipy... but most didn't taste that bad *g*.

P.S. Holy shit, now it is all coming back to me: Trying to steer my bike with my feet... awesome, (small scars at each of my knees the result) Playing throw the brick - Friends turn= 12 stitches, Headwound. Wrestling in the school entrance hall = broken elbow (Can feel cold weather with it.. YAY) And climbing on a tree, cartoonish realisation that that branch i was hanging on was sawed in... falling with my back onto a rock, rolling off it into a patch of stinging nettle. (But didn't hurt, the shock numbed all my feelings.. yay. All very bright ideas... but hey you are a kid only once.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Haha, this thread was MADE for me. Where to begin. Ate glue, rode my bike down some 1ft-high-each steps into a thorn bush subsequently cracking my head open (one). Fighting with my brother which in turn got me to the bottom of the stairs subsequently cracking my head open (two). Fighting with my brother AGAIN which in turn got my head cracked open on a door frame (three, had to get stitches all three times, the last instance at night time). Hit a bees nest with a stick. Picked random fights at school (still quite early on).

Yeah... I was an energetic sort...

 

[John-Joe]

My brother gave me some chocolate when I was very little, even though he wasn't allowed to. A couple og minutes later, I'd taken of my diaper, and smeared my poo everywhere in the bed I was in, while eating some of it because I thought it was candy, or something. My brother couldn't stop me because he was laughing so hard.

 

[munx13]

I was about 3-4 years old. Some old lady's where bothering me while I was on the us with my dad (kept annoying me by saying how adorable I was, etc.). I kicked one of them in the stomach. I regret nothing.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I don't think I was that stupid actually, or I may have forgotten some things.

I saw something colourful across the street, ran into the main road full of busy traffic to get it. I remember looking out for the cars though, so I didn't get hurt. I think I was about 2, it was when I first moved into my old house.
And when I was about 8, I jumped on a fast roundabout, fell off and took a chunk out of my lip.
Ungg, I don't like roundabouts and they don't like me.

 

[twistedshadows]

Hit a bees nest with a stick.

You take the gold (so far, anyway).

Kicked a mickey mouse mascot at disneyland... It was bad... He or she ended up having to take a hour break from photo taking.

I just busted up laughing at that. I'm not a bad person, I promise.

 

[Gooble]

Almost going to the toilet in when of the toilets in a bathroom sales place
Pulling my trousers down in our local newsagents
Jumping down our stairs several times, luckily not ever injuring myself (looking back I've no idea why I did it, or how I actually managed to have the courage to do it!)
A wasp was flying round my sister when we were playing catch, she told me not to throw the ball; so I threw it, and she got stung
Shut a door in someone's face, causing their nose to break
Aiming an unloaded gun at someone, but I swear I didn't realise it was pointing at them
Sticking my hand in a bowl of porridge that was still on the stove

 

[irrelevantnugget]

There was a long line at this theme park we were at. I couldn't eh... resist. I just dropped my pants and shat on the ground.

I have no recollection of this, but apparently I was 3 when it happened.

 

[HaircareForMen]

When i was 10ish i was playing with one of those toys that is a flying disk that is launched from a kinda plastic gun thingy... anyway i was chasing it and jumped on to a glass coffee table in an attempt to catch it, glass broke, cut foot, bloody...

 

[SP MeaslyBinkie]

I have done the following all before the age of five:

Ate Blu-Tac not sure what you would call the substance its used for sticking posters.calenders stuff like that to walls,fell out of my bed onto a marble/tile floor damaging my jaw and bursting my lowerlip,got my index finger closed in a hinge of a door,took some of my fathers heart medication and other things undoubtly I shall add them if I remember any more.

 

[Ben Jamin]

I got dared to jump off the roof and onto the trampoline.
I hit the rubbery bit but got bounced into the springs.

 

[Istanbul not Constantinople]

I can't remember the ages but when I was I think around I was sitting down on the curb with one leg out and someone drove up the street and drove over my leg , I can remember the shin bone popping out towards me , then a few days before I was going to get the cast off , I was heading over to my friends house ob my crutches and his garden had a downwards slant so I lost balance and fell and split my head open on his sliding door , I can remember being drove to the hospital and cathing the blood from my forehead with my tongue so I waouldnt lose blood , I know now that it doesnt work that way. Also when I was in school I was kneeling down in the feild and little did I know I was kneeling on a peice of glass and I thought someone called me so I turned and slit my knee open , then my loving ***** of a teacher made me walk into the principals office to get some crappy little strips on my knee and the cunts didnt even disenfect it.

 

[txgamer86]

drove my dads truck in to pool-age 3
pushed a tv on to my cat -age 5
ran through a glass door head first with only one sratch on my head-age7