Stupid things you did as a child?

[FallToYourDeath]

2 months ago me and 3 friends found this abandoned farm house that was falling apart. Me and 2 of my friends climbed ontop of the roof as a dare. We Were on the roof for about 20 seconds, then our weight caused the roof to fall apart with us falling through into the atic of the farmhouse. Me and one of my friends only got minor injuries such as scrapes and cuts, my other friend wasnt as lucky. He broke his ankle in 2 places. Meanwhile the one who didnt climb on the roof was laughing his ass off.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I traded my shiny Gyarados for a Magikarp...

Stupid cousins... Stupid brother...

 

[Firebert]

I stuck a paper clip into a light socket. A light socket which was located on the stairs. Needless to say, I fell down the stairs, and was even knocked out for a few minutes.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

I discovred what happens when you staple your finger.
It turns out surgury happens. Yeah, I was surprised, too.

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I did that once, but had one prong in my thumb. Got it out with my own amateur surgery.

 

[Verok]

-Got into fights a lot,i would usually win.
-Keep stockpiles of weapons in a row of trees.
-pulled a knife on a kid...twice
-Climbed and jumped off my RV
-Climbed large trees and buildings
-Threw darts and knives at people for fun(mostly people i knew and they knew i would)
-made a "gang" with a few friends where we would mostly fight and stuff
-Made weapons out of random junk like tree limbs planks of wood and an old sign that was lethal
^^^^^ all above was done at age of 10 or younger
-broke the wall with my sisters head(few months ago)
All this in a small town in Canada damn i was a violent bastard,there's worse than me though

 

[Dentedgod]

I don't think there is enough room for me to type out the crazy/stupid things I've done in my 34 years, I can't even stop at the kid years because I haven't slowed down at all, I just take longer to heal now.

Just last Feb I intentionally skied out of a chute and off a cliff in Montana, then turned waaay to hard and made my knee go backwards and sideways. I thought I could land it, and I did, my knee just couldn't take the force of turning out of the landing. Oddly I just pushed my knee back in place and calmly skied down to within about 25feet of the building with the pretty red cross before I collapsed and was unable to move. To top it off, I took a couple vicodin, put on a knee brace, and skied the easy trails for the rest of the week (fyi, easy trails in Montana = hard trails out east).

I literally can not remember a single year in my life when I didn't break at least one bone and/or got a concussion.

I guess the single stupidest thing my be when I was 3 or 4 and decided I wanted to go to the arcade with my dog. My mom was too busy to take me, So I tied some yarn to my dog's collar and walked him for six hours till I made it to Nathans Hotdogs (it had an arcade in the back). That isn't the stupidest part, the stupid part was calling my mother for a ride home. She had a massive temper, and had been searching for me for hours... I got a beating that would have gotten her jail time these days. God I miss that dog, any full sized dog that can walk with a 3or4yo with a piece of yarn tied to his collar, down a seriously busy road, and both arrive safely, is a very VERY good dog.

 

[Azraellod]

my mum was cutting up some sort of food, and i stuck my hand between the descending knife and the chopping board (i dont remember doing this)

i fell off a climbing frame 10 feet onto my back, and couldn't walk properly for about a month

i think that's it

 

[Next Chewbacca]

When I was three, I don't remember this, but I fell off some bleachers at my town's ballpark and busted open the back of my head.

When I was four, I was jumping on the bed lost my balance and my head landed square on my bedpost. There is still a scar on my eyebrow.

When I was five, I was playing in the sprinkler and some water got in my eye and blinded me and then I just ran straight into our birdbath and split open my head...again. This one leaving a small line right between my eyes.

Finally when I was eight, I slid into the corner of a door with my knee because I wanted to be first in line for something or other. I looked down at my knee and saw my patella and started crying. I had to get two layers of stitches for that one. At least I didn't hit the door with my head.

 

[AWESOMEdude2]

hmm

a cold night in December i was 13 years old .. i went down to my baby sisters room and then i raped he all night long

but she wasn't very good :/

 

[AWESOMEdude2]

h

 

[Triple G]

There was this one time I was racing down a hill on my bike and pushed the front nrake and made a flip onto the ground(it was paving stone I think) and my bike landed on me. Suprisingly no injuries.

Then there was this one time I went to Jiu Jitsu practise and got my head hit by a grown man's ellbow. It bleeded, but no further injuries, I didn't even went to the freakin' doctor.

Punched ppl so hard they lost teeth and had bleeding noses(This one wasn't stupid, it was self-protection).

 

[Triple G]

I also tried to bury myself in snow to freeze myself so I would come out into the distant future.

Wow, this was Eric Cartman style. Respect for this one^^


@AWESOMEdude2: This is fucked up. Really. If this was serious then go kill yourself.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

When i was 8 i drove a motorbike through a fence, that was fun.
When i was 10 i let the handbrake off the car and sent i rolling down a hill anto the side of some other guys car
I once threw a brick in the air and headbutted it
I used to, and still do make fire torches out of sticks and toilet paper and run around the garden
My mum trapped my head in a car window and pressed the up button continously
This only happened a few months ago, but i got drunk and fell out of a bus and broke
my leg. The amount of crap i took for that, lol

 

[crudus]

I'm not sure if it counts due to my age at the time, but when I was 16 or 17 me and my friends were joyriding and we went to White Castle (let the jokes fly). We were waiting for our food and lighting our hands on fire. After we got our food I was getting a little car sick, so I asked if I could sit in the front seat. The car is totally full and going 70+ mph. So the guy in the front seat climbs into the back seat while I go to the front seat by going on the outside of the car.

I also tried to bury myself in snow to freeze myself so I would come out into the distant future.

got hit by car (my shoes flew off)

Are you the kid I hit last year?

Were you driving a jeep ?

nope, a Honda Accord

 

[Bat Vader]

He worked with my mom. I was stuck in the parking lot waiting for her to get off work.

You got something better than $20.00. You get to laugh at a man who ripped you off.

Actually, he did win the bet.
He bet me I couldn't stop within a foot of the wall.

And I didn't.
'Course, my brakes had worked perfectly until that point, so...[/quote]

But if you were knocked out that meant he could not get paid. Unless he went through your wallet.

 

[darkless]

I took a nice trip down the concrete steps at the cliff of moher apparently, I don't remember it. but apparently I was very upset that I lost I lost my dairymilk

I have several burn scars on my fingers due to me not realizing my mothers cigarette was hot so I kept touching it.

I have a scar on my chin from where I ploughed my first bike into the pillar three doors down from my house, it was in the afternoon next to my house and it was still 3 hours before i was found.


Uh that's all i can think of right now there's probably more.

 

[0p3rati0n]

you know those things in a car that you press and it gets really hot to light a cigarette? Well what do think I did with that and no it wasn't my tongue!? Also I cracked my chin open two times. One on wood and one on the bathtub edge. It wasn't fun.

 

[black lincon]

Remember those Flintstones vitamins? My mom bought a 300 pack of those, I ate them all, and not over 300 days, in one sitting.

I also stabbed myself in the head on a shoe rack at Kohls. Got a few stitches and a permanent bald spot for that one.

And I punched two kids in the face, here's a hint, anger management isn't fun.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

-drank a mug of water that contained 3 goldfish.
-decided my SNES was thirsty and gave it orange juice.
-used a hammer to knock the neighbour's fence down
-allowed someone to use me as a packhorse when they were shoplifting (I was 4)