Stupid things you did as a child?
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I didn't do anything of woth other than asking a vicar 'why does god like cheese?' and when he asked why I had asked the question I said 'because he named his son cheesus?'.
I was a special child. I was also forced to go to church.
I was a special child. I was also forced to go to church.
Oh god, dumb childhood memories come flooding back. I know I routinely ate mud as a toddler. I'd sit in the garden scoffing it down by the handful. Apparently this kept going up until I found a worm. It's not as much fun when your food is wriggling.
But I think the person who really wins the prize for this is my mother.
God, my mum was insane when she was a kid. According to several different sources, before she turned eleven my mum had: eaten slugs for a bet, broke her kneecap trying to cartwheel on a wall, tasted motor oil, taken her bedroom door off it's hinges and used it as a mud-sled, unpicked her shoes at every seam just for something to do, and (my favourite) set a wasps nest on fire. Flaming angry bees, quite literally.
I have weird parents...
But I think the person who really wins the prize for this is my mother.
God, my mum was insane when she was a kid. According to several different sources, before she turned eleven my mum had: eaten slugs for a bet, broke her kneecap trying to cartwheel on a wall, tasted motor oil, taken her bedroom door off it's hinges and used it as a mud-sled, unpicked her shoes at every seam just for something to do, and (my favourite) set a wasps nest on fire. Flaming angry bees, quite literally.
I have weird parents...
Was chasing my dog & ran headlong into a Wall. Wasnt paying attention to where i was going & BASH! 12 Stitches ¬¬
My cousin once put ice cream in his pocket because he wanted to save it for later.
Im sure ive done worse, If i remember ill let you know.
My cousin once put ice cream in his pocket because he wanted to save it for later.
Im sure ive done worse, If i remember ill let you know.
My brother and I never really did many stupid things (I never broke a bone, and to my knowledge neither did he), but when I was very young (2 or 3) I climbed my parents' bed to try to get the matches. What can I say, I've always though fire was cool.
Also, not that stupid, but in kindergarten there was a large half-buried tire on the playground. I learned how to cling to the top of the inside thanks to a classmate, and I did so while the teacher was getting us back inside. She didn't find me until I realized why she was calling me and came out of the tire.
Edit: How did I forget the time I called 911? I was curious about what would happen thanks to being taught about these things in kindergarten and called it, disregarding everyone else saying it was an emergency (I didn't know what that word meant at the time; I was only taught what to do, not when). A police officer appeared at the door, and my grandma had to explain there wasn't an emergency.
Also, not that stupid, but in kindergarten there was a large half-buried tire on the playground. I learned how to cling to the top of the inside thanks to a classmate, and I did so while the teacher was getting us back inside. She didn't find me until I realized why she was calling me and came out of the tire.
Edit: How did I forget the time I called 911? I was curious about what would happen thanks to being taught about these things in kindergarten and called it, disregarding everyone else saying it was an emergency (I didn't know what that word meant at the time; I was only taught what to do, not when). A police officer appeared at the door, and my grandma had to explain there wasn't an emergency.
Broke my skull three times when I was less than three years old. I think that makes me legally retarded!