STUPID things you did last night?...

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Pinkamena

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I suddenly got handed a full cup (0.4 liters) of 80% alcohol. After a little while, I had drank it all. Hilarity and hijinks ensued.
 

Vault101

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man I had SUCH a CRAAAAZYYYY!! night I tell ya

I drank a coke after 3pm....no sleeping for me..hahaa

and..um..I played "Stolen memory" in Mass effect, and Im now stuck on a part in "overlord" (theres a door that seems like its suposed to open, but I dont know)

anyway "last night" actually wasnt new years for me....and then, I didnt do anything eather
 

MrMixelPixel

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I didn't do anything that stupid...

I mean. I stayed up till 7:30 A.M. with some close friends. We talked about things, played video games, discussed rp ideas.

When I returned home today, I was so exhausted I had no time to do anything productive. I don't like that too much. But hey, I had fun they day before, so it was worth it. xP


(boring guy is boring)
 

The Funslinger

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triggrhappy94 said:
Fat_Hippo said:
Mixing alcohol and weed = Really stupid. And the dumbest thing is: Not the first time. Hopefully the last time though. Will I ever learn?
That's not that bad. I've mixed weed and ambian. One hell of a night. Nazi zombies pretty much turned into an MC Esher painting with zombies. After a while I pretty much forgot what we were playing, because thought I was playing Call of Duty 2. I downed three cans of Dr. Pepper beofre I even noticed the first was empty and started eating plain tortillas.

OT:
Last night, the stupidest thing I did was nothing. It was a prety normal night for me.
Fair enough. I didn't do anything for new year's eve, but I did go to a party the night before, so I'll recount that:

Take a few beers as my contribution to party. After a couple of beers and being made to show off the scar from a stabbing a few months previous (the lighting was poor, so it didn't look to impressive and was subsequently mocked) I went outside with some of the guys and did some pot. After that, I was given some, apparently as a christmas present.

Some more beers, then some of us were passing the xbox controller between us playing the Black Ops campaign (one of the more entertaining things was the pot making it difficult for me to aim properly at first, then for some reason I kept getting epic shots) then I was dogpiled on by several people. There was that one guy who kept trying to grab my balls and justifying it by calling out for everyone else to do the same, because it would be funny, or something (reinforcing my belief he's so far in the closet he's seeing Narnia). Then people started going home, so there were about three of us left.

I had some beer shot with tequila (not nice, but the buzz was pleasant) the guy hosting started hitting the guy with a toy lightsaber for some reason (he doesn't drink, or smoke pot, he just likes acting like that) and we watched some star wars, and then I stumbled home. All in all, not a stupid night (I've done far more interesting things, but I'm supposed to be recent, right?) but I'm trying to figure out if the "christmas present" pot was given along the lines of "the first one's always free, to get them hooked"? Not the first time I've smoked pot, but still. Anyway, that's just sitting out of the way and I'm saving it for some worthwhile occasion, as I don't buy it.
 

The Funslinger

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JoesshittyOs said:
Well, some kid got killed next door so the neighborhood got shut down and locked up.

So instead of going out with my friends, we got in an Xbox live party and decided to take up our fun hobby of making fun of stupid people on facebook. Last night that stupid person was a guy who told grieving friends and family to "grow the fuck up" over the kid who got shot literally hours earlier, and think about all the soldiers who were dying.

I guess trying to talk sense into a stupid person and his 10 marine buddies was a dumb thing to do, but I enjoyed it. It was an enlightening experience.
That sucks. You'd think soldiers, people who have possibly lost squadmates, and had to take lives themselves would be more sympathetic due to experience when it happens to someone else?

Hell, I am NOT going to be like those cunts when I join the Royal Marines...
 

Al-Bundy-da-G

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I hit a deer with my car, called my friends not for a ride but to help butcher dinner. Offered the cops some when they showed up to investigate.
 

tirsden

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Hmmmm... nothing. Watched Cry's livestream (chaoticmonki on youtube, does awesome let's plays), chatted with various people using various programs, and worked on a yaoi fic.
 

TheRussian

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Got drunk and watched all of the MLP episodes in a row, in one sitting. Ran out of beer, switched to vodka. Good times, good times.
 

JoesshittyOs

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binnsyboy said:
JoesshittyOs said:
Well, some kid got killed next door so the neighborhood got shut down and locked up.

So instead of going out with my friends, we got in an Xbox live party and decided to take up our fun hobby of making fun of stupid people on facebook. Last night that stupid person was a guy who told grieving friends and family to "grow the fuck up" over the kid who got shot literally hours earlier, and think about all the soldiers who were dying.

I guess trying to talk sense into a stupid person and his 10 marine buddies was a dumb thing to do, but I enjoyed it. It was an enlightening experience.
That sucks. You'd think soldiers, people who have possibly lost squadmates, and had to take lives themselves would be more sympathetic due to experience when it happens to someone else?

Hell, I am NOT going to be like those cunts when I join the Royal Marines...
Up until that point I'd barely question people in the military. Yeah, I don't agree with some of the conflicts we get into, but I always assumed that the soldiers in the uniforms were doing this with the best intentions.

After seeing the posts that some of them were making, I realized that a few too many only joined because of the glory and how they get to use a gun. They didn't care about the people they were supposedly protecting.

I also wish to join the armed forces after my brother who did a few tours, but I really questioned that decision last night. Not sure if I could deal with that kind of behavior on a day to day basis.
 

tomservo4prezident

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Got dragged to a party I didn't want to be at.

Sat in the backyard of the guy whose house the party was happening at alone, drinking champagne, listening to ambient music on isolation headphones and staring at the stars as midnight passed.

Then, I went home and sat in the dark with the laptop until about 2am.

Among the quieter, sadder days of my existence.
 

wetfart

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I tried to mash wheat to victory. I came close to winning but couldn't seal the deal.
 

WaReloaded

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I went to a house party, had a Gin & Tonic (it was delicious), made my ex-fiancée cry by telling her she's as "beautiful as a high-class prostitute", and then I watched some incredible fireworks. It was an eventful evening.
 

gnordsiek

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Drank scotch and talked with my Uncle until 1:20 am. Today, hung over till noon and still(8:39pm) playing Red Dead Redemption with my 5 yr old daughter. Not bad afterall.
 

jackpackage200

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Found out my ex who broke my heart is getting married so I had a legit excuse to get wasted but found a new hobby in drunken halo
 

The Funslinger

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JoesshittyOs said:
binnsyboy said:
JoesshittyOs said:
Well, some kid got killed next door so the neighborhood got shut down and locked up.

So instead of going out with my friends, we got in an Xbox live party and decided to take up our fun hobby of making fun of stupid people on facebook. Last night that stupid person was a guy who told grieving friends and family to "grow the fuck up" over the kid who got shot literally hours earlier, and think about all the soldiers who were dying.

I guess trying to talk sense into a stupid person and his 10 marine buddies was a dumb thing to do, but I enjoyed it. It was an enlightening experience.
That sucks. You'd think soldiers, people who have possibly lost squadmates, and had to take lives themselves would be more sympathetic due to experience when it happens to someone else?

Hell, I am NOT going to be like those cunts when I join the Royal Marines...
Up until that point I'd barely question people in the military. Yeah, I don't agree with some of the conflicts we get into, but I always assumed that the soldiers in the uniforms were doing this with the best intentions.

After seeing the posts that some of them were making, I realized that a few too many only joined because of the glory and how they get to use a gun. They didn't care about the people they were supposedly protecting.

I also wish to join the armed forces after my brother who did a few tours, but I really questioned that decision last night. Not sure if I could deal with that kind of behavior on a day to day basis.
Well I don't know about America (I'm just assuming you meant the US Marine Corps when you talked about those guys) but here in Britain, there's a buddy system. Within your squad, you're paired off with one guy with similar likes/dislikes and such, so even if my whole squad were dicks (which I don't think they would be) I'd still have the one guy I got along with great.
 

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Vandenberg1 said:
STUPID things you did last night?...
- Running around my blocks in my traditional muslim outfit with a bottle of vodka in each hand shouting some incoherent things.
- Threatening my noisy neighbour that i'll fu*k both him and his wife in the asses next time i'll hear even the quietest sound later than 10:00 PM.
- Also, i made a few commentaries here and there. Thanks to this i'm banned on some forums.
- My internet history shows that around 2 AM i looked for "The Thunder, Perfect Mind" text. Damn me if i know why.
- Written in the notepad "Tags, heavy chemicals, two to three months, profit". I don't know what is it about.
- Nobody can explain it but i have some sort of allergical rash on one foot. Last time i checked, no part of my body is separatable. Weird.

I can't say that i greeted a New Year in extremely different way than i usualy do.
 

FaceFaceFace

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I tried to go into a dungeon after picking up a pile of dragon bones. I couldn't even pick up all the good loot! How stupid of me.