Stupid things your Famliy or Friends have bought

[Super Toast]

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

I think 99% of the world would disagree with you wholeheartedly on that.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Do you know this apple cutting thing?
http://product-image.tradeindia.com/00284917/b/0/Apple-Cutter-Deluxe-.jpg
God, that's so useless... three cuts with a knife and I have a better result depending on the apple size.

My mum brought something similar, but for onions. I think it's called the slicer dicer or something. Useless peice of crap thats about as good at cutting onions as a banana is.

 

[andreas3K]

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

I think 99% of the world would disagree with you wholeheartedly on that.

I said PET. They're a pointless waste of money, they're not useful or entertaining and they crap on the floors and furniture.
Useful animals on the other hand are a completely different thing. They can be eaten, skinned or put to work.

 

[Super Toast]

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

I think 99% of the world would disagree with you wholeheartedly on that.

I said PET. They're a pointless waste of money, they're not useful or entertaining and they crap on the floors and furniture.
Useful animals on the other hand are a completely different thing. They can be eaten, skinned or put to work.

I know what you said. And I stand by my statement. A pet can be a loving companion, and can bring a lot of happiness to its owners. So long as you take care of it, owning a pet is its own reward.

 

[andreas3K]

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

I think 99% of the world would disagree with you wholeheartedly on that.

I said PET. They're a pointless waste of money, they're not useful or entertaining and they crap on the floors and furniture.
Useful animals on the other hand are a completely different thing. They can be eaten, skinned or put to work.

I know what you said. And I stand by my statement. A pet can be a loving companion, and can bring a lot of happiness to its owners. So long as you take care of it, owning a pet is its own reward.

Believe what you want, but from a pet's point of view you're nothing more than a feeding machine. They love you about as much as you love a sandwich. It can't be a proper companion because there's no way to communicate with it.

 

[bak00777]

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

I think 99% of the world would disagree with you wholeheartedly on that.

I said PET. They're a pointless waste of money, they're not useful or entertaining and they crap on the floors and furniture.
Useful animals on the other hand are a completely different thing. They can be eaten, skinned or put to work.

I know what you said. And I stand by my statement. A pet can be a loving companion, and can bring a lot of happiness to its owners. So long as you take care of it, owning a pet is its own reward.

Believe what you want, but from a pet's point of view you're nothing more than a feeding machine. They love you about as much as you love a sandwich. It can't be a proper companion because there's no way to communicate with it.

thats cats dude, not dogs

Oh and when im upset about something, my dog can tell, and tries to comfort me. Maybe its just you, maybe animals don't like you.

 

[Super Toast]

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

I think 99% of the world would disagree with you wholeheartedly on that.

I said PET. They're a pointless waste of money, they're not useful or entertaining and they crap on the floors and furniture.
Useful animals on the other hand are a completely different thing. They can be eaten, skinned or put to work.

I know what you said. And I stand by my statement. A pet can be a loving companion, and can bring a lot of happiness to its owners. So long as you take care of it, owning a pet is its own reward.

Believe what you want, but from a pet's point of view you're nothing more than a feeding machine. They love you about as much as you love a sandwich. It can't be a proper companion because there's no way to communicate with it.

Dogs are unquestionably loyal if you treat them right. Cats however... Not so much.

 

[andreas3K]

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

I think 99% of the world would disagree with you wholeheartedly on that.

I said PET. They're a pointless waste of money, they're not useful or entertaining and they crap on the floors and furniture.
Useful animals on the other hand are a completely different thing. They can be eaten, skinned or put to work.

I know what you said. And I stand by my statement. A pet can be a loving companion, and can bring a lot of happiness to its owners. So long as you take care of it, owning a pet is its own reward.

Believe what you want, but from a pet's point of view you're nothing more than a feeding machine. They love you about as much as you love a sandwich. It can't be a proper companion because there's no way to communicate with it.

thats cats dude, not dogs

Oh and when im upset about something, my dog can tell, and tries to comfort me. Maybe its just you, maybe animals don't like you.

Cats, dogs, whatever. Yes, animals can detect changes in a person's behaviour, but that's just instinct and not intelligent discussion.

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

I think 99% of the world would disagree with you wholeheartedly on that.

I said PET. They're a pointless waste of money, they're not useful or entertaining and they crap on the floors and furniture.
Useful animals on the other hand are a completely different thing. They can be eaten, skinned or put to work.

I know what you said. And I stand by my statement. A pet can be a loving companion, and can bring a lot of happiness to its owners. So long as you take care of it, owning a pet is its own reward.

Believe what you want, but from a pet's point of view you're nothing more than a feeding machine. They love you about as much as you love a sandwich. It can't be a proper companion because there's no way to communicate with it.

Dogs are unquestionably loyal if you treat them right. Cats however... Not so much.

Like I said to the other guy: Cats, dogs, whatever. And the dog is loyal to you only as long as you keep supplying food to it. It's loyal like a junkie to a drugdealer.

 

[Super Toast]

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

I think 99% of the world would disagree with you wholeheartedly on that.

I said PET. They're a pointless waste of money, they're not useful or entertaining and they crap on the floors and furniture.
Useful animals on the other hand are a completely different thing. They can be eaten, skinned or put to work.

I know what you said. And I stand by my statement. A pet can be a loving companion, and can bring a lot of happiness to its owners. So long as you take care of it, owning a pet is its own reward.

Believe what you want, but from a pet's point of view you're nothing more than a feeding machine. They love you about as much as you love a sandwich. It can't be a proper companion because there's no way to communicate with it.

thats cats dude, not dogs

Oh and when im upset about something, my dog can tell, and tries to comfort me. Maybe its just you, maybe animals don't like you.

Cats, dogs, whatever. Yes, animals can detect changes in a person's behaviour, but that's just instinct and not intelligent discussion.

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

I think 99% of the world would disagree with you wholeheartedly on that.

I said PET. They're a pointless waste of money, they're not useful or entertaining and they crap on the floors and furniture.
Useful animals on the other hand are a completely different thing. They can be eaten, skinned or put to work.

I know what you said. And I stand by my statement. A pet can be a loving companion, and can bring a lot of happiness to its owners. So long as you take care of it, owning a pet is its own reward.

Believe what you want, but from a pet's point of view you're nothing more than a feeding machine. They love you about as much as you love a sandwich. It can't be a proper companion because there's no way to communicate with it.

Dogs are unquestionably loyal if you treat them right. Cats however... Not so much.

Like I said to the other guy: Cats, dogs, whatever. And the dog is loyal to you only as long as you keep supplying food to it. It's loyal like a junkie to a drugdealer.

I think we may have to agree to disagree. Yes?

 

[andreas3K]

I think we may have to agree to disagree. Yes?

Works for me.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

Your black heart won't keep you company when you're alone.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Clothes.

I mean, I have enough already.

 

[andreas3K]

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

Your black heart won't keep you company when you're alone.

My heart is just fine. It's my lungs that are black. A heart is only good for pumping blood anyways.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

My sister has probably made my mom buy about 500$ worth of Silly Bands.

 

[Diligent]

They water is weird feeling, instead of being soft it feels like a sticky slime and apparently the sales person said we'll save money on soap and shampoo because you don't have to use as much when washing with rain soft.

Dude I know exactly what you mean. My mom moved into a place that had that installed already, and I hate showering when I'm there.
To top of off, the company keeps sending her giant bags of salt monthly and is just dropping it at the front door. She now has like 70 big bags of salt in her basement, and can't get them to stop sending it.

OT: I came home one day in December of 1999 and found a couple jugs of water and a small survival kit.
I knew exactly what it was for, but I had to ask, "What the hell is that?"
Parents: "Just in case."
Good old Y2K scare. I'm embarrassed that my parents took it seriously.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

I'm not sure how much it will do to warm that cold, jaded heart of yours.

 

[Marowit]

my mom bought my sister an, iride. My sister use to horseback ride regularly, and my mom thought it was something she would use - everyone thinks it's a sex toy (it's pretty funny)

 

[andreas3K]

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

I'm not sure how much it will do to warm that cold, jaded heart of yours.

A dirty hobo with a dirty dog. I wonder which one of them has more fleas.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Dozens of garden 'improvements', though I didn't see them improve much.

They still didn't provide me with shade and places to hang up a hammock so I could achieve ultimate relaxation during summer times.

Any person who has bought a pet is ridiculous. Especially if they keep it indoors.

For years my cats were my only friends, and often still are. They did not scold me for getting a bad grade, they do not judge me for making bad choices, they do not laugh at me for my nerdy interests. All they wanted was my affection (and food), and they got that in plenty.

Sir, I beg to differ.

Oh and I don't keep them indoors. I mean, they're cats.

A dirty hobo with a dirty dog. I wonder which one of them has more fleas.

Two creatures finding comfort with each other, or in other words; friendship. It exists you know.