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Seristal

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Belladonnah said:
"It's an RTS and Blizzard didn't make it" is a reason used by some of my friends, but I do agree somewhat with it :X
i agreee with you kingdom under fire wasn't made by blizzard and its an amazing rts (the ones before Circle of doom that one just got way to repetetive with the combat)
 

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Friend:This game is bad
Me: Why?
Friend: Because I suck at it

I mean, wtf? you can't judge a game based on your ability to play it...
 

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XYZ reivewer said he/she didn't like it.

While I will grant that if every reviewer all say the game is complete and utter garbage, that is one thing. But if, say one specific reviewer gives it a 2 out of 5 stars, that doesn't mean you should instantly discount the game. Reviewers, for the most part, write to the mainstream gamer. Your average gamer might not appreciate a game's length, complexity or anal attention to detail (like a super-realistic war sim) but there are some gamers for whom those 'flaws' are shining stars.

The most important thing is to know what you like, then read the reviews and see if the things that you like are done well or poorly (or are even present at all)
 

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F-I-D-O said:
omega_peaches said:
slight snip
It's not on the 360
It's not a shooter
It's on a console older than the 360
It's not made by [insert company here (usually Infinity Ward)
Not enough Blood/Violence/Tits
These. It's especially annoying when I play on the PS3. Apparently, Killzone is the gay because it's on the PS3 and everyone knows that only the good games are on Xbox durr.... (I know the Xbox has good games, and I enjoy playing on it. I like the PS3 better, they both have good games. Some fanboys (on both sides) can't acknowledge that)
Another one is "it's not shiny enough." I'm serious. I was playing MAG and a friend who had just come over said that it must suck because it isn't shiny enough. I then asked him what was "shiny enough." He thought about it shrugged, and joined me in LBP, where I proceeded to slap him every time he tried to make a challenging jump.
And really, we need blood/violence/tits in every game? Then those wouldn't be "edgy" or "cool" anymore.
Gamegirl22 said:
"Kirby games suck because he's pink."
....... STUPID!
kill the stupid with fire. NOW!
no not with fire just have kirby eat him
 

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Darth_Dude said:
Friend:This game is bad
Me: Why?
Friend: Because I suck at it

I mean, wtf? you can't judge a game based on your ability to play it...
Welllll, maybe you can. Not a measure of the game exactly, but aren't games supposed to be enjoyed? If you don't enjoy it, it's bad for you yes?
 

LightOfDarkness

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Because it's on *system here* or it looks like a kiddy game, or the graphics suck. or because person A said it was bad. or because its not COD
 

The Undoer

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I hate it when I hear "Because the control sucks" on a PC game. Most of the time on a PC game you can change the controls.
 

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Chrono180 said:
Probably all those people who say guitar hero is "ruining music" because its "not the same as playing a real instrument."
Being at the other end of that spectrum(being a musician who don't like the Hero series), I can say that most oftenly it's musicians being tired of the over-inflated Guitar Hero players going "Oh man, I can play -insert song name- on expert! I'm so hardcore!", when the musicians can play those songs in real life, but even still, the (Non-)Guitar Heros consider themself superior to the musicians.
 

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VonBrewskie said:
Darth_Dude said:
Friend:This game is bad
Me: Why?
Friend: Because I suck at it

I mean, wtf? you can't judge a game based on your ability to play it...
Welllll, maybe you can. Not a measure of the game exactly, but aren't games supposed to be enjoyed? If you don't enjoy it, it's bad for you yes?
I know, but she does it for EVERYTHING, it's so frustrating. And she doesn't even bother to try and get better at it. And I mean, she's pretty bad at games and when theres a perfectly good game she just brushes it off and moves on, its like a cycle.

Or maybe I'm overreacting and need to get some sleep...
 

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Gamegirl22 said:
"Kirby games suck because he's pink."
....... STUPID!
I feel a disturbance in the force... no wait, that's just my organs turning inside out from the stupid waves.

OT: My nine-year-old brother hates a game if it's too hard for him.
 

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Well, apart from the whole "there are no dedicated servers thing"...
I'd have to go with people who dismissed Heavy Rain after seeing the playthrough of the first hour or something. They said it was a Sims clone.
I am not kidding.
So, yeah, wrong assumptions are the stupidest reasons to shoot down games.
 

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omega_peaches said:
So yesterday, I was at a friends, and he brought up E3.
Friend: So what was your favorite part of it?
Me: Seeing Goldeneye, I'll finally get to play it on the wii!
Friend: It's gonna suck.
Me: Why?
Friend: The graphics suck, and it's on the wii.
Me: So?
Friend: To me, graphics are the most important part of a game, and the Wii probably couldn't even run Halo 3!

Your stupid reasons?
Okay, your friend needs to get a life. No offense, but that is just messed up. Everyone knows that gameplay is the most important part of a game. Graphics just let you make out what the hell is going on.

And just because a game is on the Wii doesn't mean it automatically sucks. That's fanboyism to think so.

Carry that back to your friend, would you kindly.
 

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Oh no! Are those some form of color out of the grey-to-black spectrum!? My eyes! The bright, enjoyable, easy to interpret graphics, characters, and enemies burn my eyes! Please, no more! NO! NOT THE SECONDARY COLORS, TOO!!!

As well as: No multiplayer, no game. I need to own some noobs on *Random Map Name* before I can deal with any plot!

Also: It's not hardcore! No one has a beard, there aren't any shooting weapons, and there aren't any eff'd up looking face-hugger things! Where's my gore, man!?

And last but not least: No way am I buying this piece of crap, no good, bag-of-ass game! It doesn't have the full amount of pixels on the screen to give me the best graphics! I NEED those three pixels! I NEED those graphics! I haven't even played the game and I already know it sucks!
 

Kevin7557

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Graphics due not equaite to good gaming. Unfortunately my ideology of game play matters, seems to be going the way of the dinosours and being replaced with shallowism.
 

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Seristal said:
[fire snip] no not with fire just have kirby eat him
Kirby would have to absorb the stupid. Kirby doesn't deserve that!
Or he'd spit them out as a star, which is to good for them.
VonBrewskie said:
Ask them how many times they've ever seen the kill screen. Wankers. No skill my ripe red &^&**%$#$%&*$#@^&*!

sorry. forgot to hit quote. I was talking about pac-man and the guy who said that someone once told him pac-man took no skill.
*Falls over from large amount of profanity
everyone who has said it takes no skill are the people who lose all three lives in the first stage. Then walk away complaining.
I've gotten close to the kill screen once, then someone came up behind me and startled me, causing sue to eat me and take my last life. They were not talked to for a month.
 

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Booze Zombie said:
monkey_man said:
how dare you defile the almighty KIRBY?! come ON~! he can eat enemies twice his size! and then gain their powers?! how cool is THAT?!?!
I meant they SUCK because Kirby inhales people... get it?
i am ashamed of myself...
:(
 

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Darth_Dude said:
VonBrewskie said:
Darth_Dude said:
Friend:This game is bad
Me: Why?
Friend: Because I suck at it

I mean, wtf? you can't judge a game based on your ability to play it...
Welllll, maybe you can. Not a measure of the game exactly, but aren't games supposed to be enjoyed? If you don't enjoy it, it's bad for you yes?
I know, but she does it for EVERYTHING, it's so frustrating. And she doesn't even bother to try and get better at it. And I mean, she's pretty bad at games and when theres a perfectly good game she just brushes it off and moves on, its like a cycle.

Or maybe I'm overreacting and need to get some sleep...
I know people like that, but like my grandma used to say, "get some sleep sweetie. it'll look better when you wake up." Sleep well m'friend. Sorry I called you sweetie by proxy. My grandma was in World War II though, so she's totally BA.
 

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Harrowdown said:
blinkgun96 said:
"The reviewers said it was terrible"

I swear if I hear that one more time I'll eat this chair.
I don't think you'll enjoy the flavour. The reviewers said it was terrible.
:) Smoother than butter on a waterslide. Enjoy your chair
 

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F-I-D-O said:
Seristal said:
[fire snip] no not with fire just have kirby eat him
Kirby would have to absorb the stupid. Kirby doesn't deserve that!
Or he'd spit them out as a star, which is to good for them.
VonBrewskie said:
Ask them how many times they've ever seen the kill screen. Wankers. No skill my ripe red &^&**%$#$%&*$#@^&*!

sorry. forgot to hit quote. I was talking about pac-man and the guy who said that someone once told him pac-man took no skill.
*Falls over from large amount of profanity
everyone who has said it takes no skill are the people who lose all three lives in the first stage. Then walk away complaining.
I've gotten close to the kill screen once, then someone came up behind me and startled me, causing sue to eat me and take my last life. They were not talked to for a month.
whoo. let 'em off easy huh? not killing a person that distracts you from hitting the kill screen in pac-man is a mitzvah I believe. Good for you! (No, I'm not Jewish, but I love the word and concept of mitzvah!)
 

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I have a group of friends who refuse to play any game that isn't a shooter or on the Xbox 360....

So yeah, me being the Arty-gamer (Flower, Heavy Rain, etc) on the PS3 makes me a bit weird to them