Stupidest thing you bought when drunk

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CrashBang

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I just bought InMe's greatest hits (Phoenix) and I'm fairly drunk. I already know it's not a stupid decision 'cause InMe rock and it was cheap, but it got me thinking; what's the worst thing you have bought whilst intoxicated? Whether it's a giant bottle of Jack Daniels after having already been on a pub crawl for six hours or going on Amazon at 3am and buying the entire Iron Maiden back-catalogue... or anything in-between? Go!
 
blue heartless

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99 Bananas. And a bag of Doritos Nacho Cheese.

99 Bananas is a banana flavored schnapps. I am not a monkey.
 
WolfThomas

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Not bought then, but I did recently insist that I'd pay for brunch for a whole bunch of friends while we were out drinking. I'd come into a large-ish sum of money and already bought the slabs of beer and a bunch of drinks on the town. But being a man of my word, I cashed the cheque my drunk self had written and bought everyone's meal. Fortunately most couldn't stomach food and only wanted a coffee.
 
ReservoirAngel

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4 large pizzas. Proceeded to eat them all. They ended up in the toilet in various altered forms...and around the toilet. And in the sink. And on the stairs. Not a fun night.

Also TRIED to buy my friend's "guy virginity" which lead to one HELL of an awkward conversation.
 
SovietSecrets

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Jack in the Box. I was a bit stoned and drunk so that made me hungry and insanely queasy at the same time. Hunger took over and queasiness proceeded to kick my ass after.
 
Vern5

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I once bought drinks for the entire bar I was in. I basically mugged myself that night.
 
badgersprite

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A pizza.

Because I was drunk and forgot how money worked, I just shoved a hundred dollars in his hand and didn't wait for change.

Best damn pizza I ever had.
 
Jimrollson

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An extremely large and expensive plate-glass window, which I stumbled past and drunkenly decided to rap my fist against in a rather overly-energetic fashion. I was caught on CCTV and the age old mantra of "You break it, you buy it" was then legally enforced. Worst drum solo I ever attempted.....
 
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