Stupidest thing you've said?

[Captain Pancake]

We've all been there. you're up on your high horse, having a good day, when you say something so Illogical, so idiotic, that you're intellectual standing is hampered in one fell swoop.

Not to say that it ruins your day, of course. Many a banter can be had with the irony of the inept.

But I digress, My point is, What is the stupidest, most dense phrase you have ever uttered?

Anyway, for me it's "How do you spell 'illiterate'?"

your turn.

 

[DoctorWhat]

I was watching AvP and suddenly I blurted out "Which ones are the Aliens again?"

Don't hurt me!

 

[Xyphon]

I was watching AvP and suddenly I blurted out "Which ones are the Aliens again?"

Don't hurt me!

*Holds back urge to stab you in the eyes with a pitchfork*

 

[HardRockSamurai]

"Rome? Isn't that on level 6?"

I was only a young boy when I said it (I was playing Super Mario 64 at the time), but my parents thought it was so funny, they've kept on reminding me to this very day. I can't really blame them I guess, but it does get pretty fucking annoying after a while.

 

[Sulu]

I once told someone their beard looked like a 'wang-tash' when infact I liked the beard. haha

 

[Armored Prayer]

I once asked "How do you spell OR?"

And I was eleven!

 

[KaiRai]

I was sort of drunk and I told my best friend that she looks REALLY rough in the mornings.

She didn't talk to me for a week.

 

[El Poncho]

As i've said in every thread similar to this when I asked my friend what Hitlers second name was. It took me a fews secs to realize.

 

[ArcWinter]

The stupidest thing I've said was so horrible, I have blocked it from my memory. However I do remember this little tidbit:

Family Member: I don't get this...
Me: (explanation for something simple). See?
Family Member(in an aggrieved tone): See what?!
Me: Well, maybe I like the ocean a lot!

You had to have been there, I guess.

 

[MarcusD357]

Huzzah, 100 posts!

OT: I have said so many stupid things in my short life time that I have had to think back to find [/the/] stupidest thing. I narrowed it down to this:

Picture the scene: I'm 13. I'm sitting in my year 8 English class. We're studying Shakespeares Romeo and Juliet. We are reading the play out loud to the class. We get to the well known part where Juliet is standing on her balcony pining for Romeo. Miss begins to read: 'Romeo, Romeo...' she then asks the class what the next line is. I blurt the answer i think is correct. 'Miss! Miss! It's: 'Romeo, Romeo, Let down your hair!'

FAIL

Needless to say the whole class had a jolly old giggle at my mistake.

Stupid Shakespeare

 

[Xender90]

When asked if I wanted to go horseback riding. The horses were standing in front of me saddled and everything and I said "No, it's too much work."

 

[florence500]

"Mexico? Isnt that in spain?" I was on the plane to spain when i said it. My dad lol'd at me
(

 

[BlicaGB]

Tops have to have been 'Did you just get a haircut' to a friend I had seen just the day before.. with longer hair.

I have since vowed to never say that again and to answer every inquiry like that with either:
'Nope, burned it off'
'Shit, my hair run away again?'
'no, why?'
or 'no, I just ran really fast thru a bush'

 

[DM master]

Today, I Realized that "disc" is spelled with a c, no a k.

I actully still thought it was a K.

I was reading that thinking.. but it is a K.

Then i thought u were being Ironic...

I think thats my stupidest moment

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

When I said to a girl I liked "I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me. Wanna go out sometime?"

She turned me down.

 

[Xyphon]

It was christmas and I was a little loopy because I had taken a liiiitle bit too much of my medicine. I ended up blurting out "MY MOM HAS A BONER!" in the middle of the room. I didn't talk for the rest of the night.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

"Oh yea? Well you're a metaphor!"

 

[wewontdie11]

I was sort of drunk and I told my best friend that she looks REALLY rough in the mornings.

She didn't talk to me for a week.

I can top that one! I was incredibly drunk and told one of my best friends that if she wanted a proper boyfriend she should stop being such a slut.

Didn't talk to me for nearly a month.

I hate me when I'm drunk....

 

[BLS]

I think calling my (ex)girlfriend the wrong name after saying "I love you" on our first date. Needless to say that relationship didn't last very long

Either that or in reply to "what's the answer to 6 times twelve" I answered "sixty-twelve". Granted I was eight (i think) at the time.