Stupidest/Weirdest Thing you have ever heard anyone say.

[Eggsnham]

"Interracial sex just isn't natural!"
-My racist step brother.

 

[Pimppeter2]

France is cool

I feel like such a noob for asking, but what exactly is it with you and France? Out of all the threads I have seen you post on recently, majority of your posts included something about invading France or a joke about France.

Could you please explain?

You will one day get a chance to ask, and get a honest answer. One day soon....

 

[similar.squirrel]

I've walked in on a conversation about creating an effigy of Katy Perry using apple-cores, plaster of Paris and semen before.

 

[shadowstriker86]

"i bought this chick like, 100$ worth of stuff but she wont go out with me, even though she has a boyfriend"

-My idiot friend.

 

[LeonLethality]

"Final Fantasy VII is the best Final Fantasy ever!" "This tastes like shit" honestly people say it without ever have tasting shit in their lives.

 

[Kajt]

"I can't find the fucking vagina!"

Shouted out loud by a girl in my class.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

France is cool

I feel like such a noob for asking, but what exactly is it with you and France? Out of all the threads I have seen you post on recently, majority of your posts included something about invading France or a joke about France.

Could you please explain?

You will one day get a chance to ask, and get a honest answer. One day soon....

Yeah I'm with THorse on this...If this is some "Fuck France, we eat Freedom Fries, fuck French Stewart his name is Freedom Stewart thing then it's pretty weak.
I don't see the point in hating on an entire country. Every place has something unique and beautiful to offer?

OT:
My friends and I were talking about Nintendogs, (don't ask) and wanted a cat game called Nintencats. This one girl turns to us dead serious and asks :

"Isn't Nintendogs a cat?"

To this day I have no idea wtf she was talking about.

 

[Pimppeter2]

France is cool

I feel like such a noob for asking, but what exactly is it with you and France? Out of all the threads I have seen you post on recently, majority of your posts included something about invading France or a joke about France.

Could you please explain?

You will one day get a chance to ask, and get a honest answer. One day soon....

Yeah I'm with THorse on this...If this is some "Fuck France, we eat Freedom Fries, fuck French Stewart his name is Freedom Stewart thing then it's pretty weak.
I don't see the point in hating on an entire country. Every place has something unique and beautiful to offer?

http://rlv.zcache.com/lolcat_the_internet_is_serious_business_mousepad-p144434088356051767trak_400.jpg

Take a chill pill

 

[sephiroth1991]

On a train i heard a women dressed in a track suit,about 23 say on the phone she was offered a job at MI5 but she turend it down in a verry young way with slang. i was thinking "Why the fuck would they offer her a job?"

 

[BlindMessiah94]

France is cool

I feel like such a noob for asking, but what exactly is it with you and France? Out of all the threads I have seen you post on recently, majority of your posts included something about invading France or a joke about France.

Could you please explain?

You will one day get a chance to ask, and get a honest answer. One day soon....

Yeah I'm with THorse on this...If this is some "Fuck France, we eat Freedom Fries, fuck French Stewart his name is Freedom Stewart thing then it's pretty weak.
I don't see the point in hating on an entire country. Every place has something unique and beautiful to offer?

http://rlv.zcache.com/lolcat_the_internet_is_serious_business_mousepad-p144434088356051767trak_400.jpg

Take a chill pill

Lol I wasn't even mad. I'm just curious like the other guy about it.

 

[Disaster Button]

Damn I hate these threads. I hear, and am told I say, so many but I can never remember them when it comes down to reciting them.

*sigh* I guess I'll just settle for this.
"God invented the universe and himself."

That's right people, I went there.

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

A conversation about the Pope popped up, and while I'm not a religious person...

"Isn't that the stuff in orange juice?"

 

[Mr. Tibbles]

Someone once told me "I love you."

 

[Kajt]

"I can't find the fucking vagina!"

Shouted out loud by a girl in my class.

You could have requested to pointed out to her..... ^.^

I didn't do that, but I did however get some punchlines in there...

 

[FastFoot92]

Some guy at school telling me to get a wii. The most retarted thing i've ever heard

 

[McKay]

Guy i work with

"Airborne, they're like an Australian ACDC"

I just stared at him in disbelief. Then told him that he's an idiot because ACDC are Australian.