Stupidest Youtube Comment on a Gaming Video

[Srs bzns]

"MW3 WILL HAVE 60FPS, PWND BATTLEFIELD FAGS!"

On a BF3 video. He totally convinced me to buy MW3 with that. Totally.

It physically scares me that one day kids like that will have a right to vote and have the licence to use a motor vehicles.

Just on the side, any trailer for a major FPS coming out in the holiday season will unavoidably be sitting on a mess of fanboy spittle and venom.

 

[Dragunai]

"I love FO3 way more [than New Vegas] because it is made my Bethesda......and there were not as many glitches with it......and their DLC's were coo[sub]sic[/sub]"

Yep no. 1 reason was just because it wasn't made by bethesda.

2nd reason is something that was different for every person and was mostly Bethesda's fault in the first place.

3rd reason was because the DLC's were cool, I'm not even going to bother commenting on that.

Gonna have to stop you there.
I have BOTH of those games beside me and I am going to say:

1 - Both were made by Bethesda
2 - NV had fewer bugs than the original (not disputing your point though, just contesting his)
3 - Yes Fo3 is gonna have better DLC, its older and has more to choose from >_<

Again not arguing, trolling or disputing but I own both games, play them like 40 hours and a day and Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Agreed on all points, except that Obsidian developed New Vegas not Bethesda. Bethesda were the publishers of New Vegas.

I KNEW THAT...

>.>

<.<

Yeah that fooled them...

That said I actually did 100% complete FO3 and all its DLC but lost interest halfway into NV. Cant tell how that ties into the discussion but its been said, now we must live it.

 

[Wintermoot]

I saw a few comment,s turn the comments section into a flamewar about either:
1. the fucking console wars
2. apolitical debate
or something entirely different.
PS
regardless of video some douchbag needs to bring up Justin Bieber
YES WE KNOW HE,S A TERRIBLE LITTLE SHIT WE GET IT!
and it always ends up as a high rated comment.
PPS
also comments like "unless you post this in X videos you/your mom/somebody you know is gonna die"
KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!
and obvious commercials in the comments I think that just proofs there are no mods on Youtube.

 

[REZNoR_greed]

1. "If you want innovation and/or challenge from a&#65279; video game, try something from this century"
and
2. something to the effect of "bad graphics = bad game"

...not sure if troll, or just really stupid

 

[brunothepig]

This was a comment made by one of my friends IRL but I still think it deserves a place here:

"dude, Amnesia was shit. FEAR was way scarier"

I know horror is subjective, like art or comedy, but I really think this extends the boundaries of subjectivity. This is like saying Transformers is better than Schindler's list (he probably would say that, too)

Now, I haven't played Amnesia (yet) or much of FEAR, but I feel that for him FEAR would have been scarier. It's much less subtle about it. I can't think of anything specific, since I mostly use youtube for original content or checking out some music. I'll assume the [x number of people who disliked this video] are [bad thing to happen that's slightly topical] thrive on every video.

 

[RanD00M]

A compulsory : "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Too bad that has nothing to do with a Youtube comment, so it has no business in this thread.

OT: " Wow the grafix looks so baaaad. good thing bethsda make fall out 3 and make it good 1 and 2 suck " on a video for the intro to Fallout 2 if I remember correctly.

 

[Shakomaru]

"This game is shit, it looks like a cartoon"
A comment on a Psychonauts game. Needles to say, rage occurred.

Well...that makes me hate everything. No that comment literally makes me want to kill things. So, as of late, I've decided to stop commenting on video's and perhaps the internet in general. Leads to less shit. But as of late, I saw this on a Bioshock Infinite trailer. It was series of replies between these two guys.

@TehBirddCageOh I am VERY snooty, and its people like me who strive the industry to do better. You're just used to consoles that's all. I understand, I would be pissed off, child of few words, and&#65279; egocentric if I had to buy a $300 game box once a year. Oh and before I leave I have to ask, Umad bro?
GuMpAkC 1 day ago

@GuMpAkC LOLZ&#65279; PC FTW
PersonWhoEatsPumkins 1 day ago

@GuMpAkC I play my PC exclusively, sorry, but you proved my point with that reply. I'll keep spending my money on PC parts, thanks

You don't strive the industry to do better, you complain about what you can because you think that's what the internet is for. If you strive&#65279; for the industry to do better, you do something about it, not complain.
TehBirddCage 1 day ago

@TehBirddCage You didn't even read what I first said to&#65279; begin with. That makes you an illiterate, ill-informed asshole who like to play keyboard cowboy instead of just keeping his mouth shut. Your last post consisted of blah blah blah and nothing more. You're a child, that kid who starts shit over the internet and cannot finish anything because you're an uneducated fuck twit with no balance in life. Now, this is my last comment to you, now go. You're blocked, I'm happy, and you're an asshole
GuMpAkC 1 day ago

@GuMpAkC I did read it, you seem to forget it shows an entire persons conversation once you reply..I wasn't replying to that, that's why I didn't reply to it, I replied to your comment about the unreal engine.

But that's cool, I'm an ignorant "kid" apparently, I'll just keep&#65279; brushing my shoulders off as I dance around shouting "I'm always right"...I sure hope you're a fat female, you sure talk and get defensive like one.

Block me all you want, that effects me watching you, which I don't
TehBirddCage 1 day ago

The glorious PC gaming master race reveals itself to commoners now? For shame. XD Anyway, I have to go search YouTube now for idiots. I'll be back before you can say... Ok I'm back. A person explaining ADAM: it's somesort ofgenetic goo that lets you retire whatever god gave you kinda like plastic surgery. .... First of all, I'm pretty sure that plastic surgery doesn't reWRITE your genetic code.... I know there's worse but... Yeah.

 

[Frenger]

So, how is Justin Biebier and Lady Gaga relevant to this video featuring post-punk band Mission of Burma?

Etc... really, there is no end to the shit in the commentary fields on any website, most of it is trolling, but can't help to think that some of it is serious.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'The person who sells art is greedy, full stop. If you sell art,&#65279; you're greedy scum, and deserve to go bankrupt.'

- from a guy who decided his life's mission was to ruin my career and link torrents on all my videos because I charged people a dollar for Wheatley's Song.

This almost hurt me physically reading... What part of the brain spawns that kind of logic?!

Oh, an gotta love how someone spends their time RUINING someone elses work, instead of... you know... creating something themselves.

The things that got me were;

A) The fact that he was wanting to acquire the song in the first place showed he was Portal fan which by his logic - was garbage because Valve are 'greedy scum'.

B) I make very little money from music. His anger would have been better focused on Lars Ulrich, Bobby Kotick or someone who actually IS greedy.

 

[Wintermoot]

obligatory

I think this is the most accurate representation of Youtube comments I haver ever seen.

 

[LITE992]

"I found this difficult to mastrubate to"

Not sure if it counts as stupid but it still deserves to be in here.

I have to admit that it was funny the first time I read this, but like other memes it's been overused and not funny anymore (like the cake is a lie).

Back on topic, I've found some stupid comments.
Here's a GT5 fanboy bashing Shift 2's physics:
"Lol this is rubbish
the cars stick like glue on s2u
thats why its so easy to flip them
I barely have to break before turns all I do is let off gas

Not to mention every single turn on straights the rear end slides out even at low speeds its like burnout paradise

Its impossible to make the car drive smooth even at low speeds"

One on a Call of Duty video:
"You reload after every kill? That's a waste of ammo"

 

[Purkki]

X CAN WE HAZ MOAR MINECRAFT?!?!
Yep, that's it.
Or the classic mood killers: "Thumbs up if..."

 

[Scarim Coral]

If I remember correctly some people didn't know which games came out frist like in a System shock video someone complain that it's copy Bioshock or something like that and complain that the graphic is shit (what do you expext System Shock came out before Bioshock many years ago).

 

[Vibhor]

If I remember correctly some people didn't know which games came out frist like in a System shock video someone complain that it's copy Bioshock or something like that and complain that the graphic is shit (what do you expext System Shock came out before Bioshock many years ago).

Awww, You didn't had to explain it. Never explain the punchline.

 

[ChupathingyX]

1 - Both were made by Bethesda
2 - NV had fewer bugs than the original (not disputing your point though, just contesting his)
3 - Yes Fo3 is gonna have better DLC, its older and has more to choose from >_<

1. No, New Vegas was made by Obsidian, [b[not[/b] Bethesda.
2. Agreed.
3. Quality over quantity. Fallout 3 at the moment has more DLC, however, none of them are as good as Dead Money or Honest Hearts, both of those are better than the F3 DLCs.

 

[dday4you]

i'm smarter than you because ( insert website ) says so -_-

 

[Sieggy]

People managing to find something to flame about even through the video is just a Mother 3 ost soundtrack.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

My favorite has always been variations on

"OMG, DIS IZ DA BEST/WORST *insert media here* EVARRR!!!"

So that of course means that the poster has seen every movie and played every game ever made, right? That's the only way that they could possibly make such bold, ridiculous claims. RIGHT?!?!