Such a sick world we live in.

[Pimppeter2]

I would confess for a mars bar.

mmmm

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Lets not head down that road again.

 

[Mekado]

I think "Welcome to humanity" would be a bit more fitting.
And this is why the death sentence needs to be effect everywhere, unless you're happy to pay to keep this scumbag alive. I know I'm not.

"Ugh murderers make me so mad I hate it when anyone murders anyone else! I wish this person would be murdered."

Yeah, because she clearly is a precious,caring,useful human being that deserves to live ...right ?

I'd say let her fry, but i'm a heartless bastard it seems. (also, they don't use the chair anymore )

 

[AlexTheBucket2112]

I would confess for a mars bar.

mmmm

I cannot believe you would sell out for so little! ...It'd take a dark chocolate bar to get me to confess. NO LESS!!

 

[Timewave Zero]

Ah, humanity.
What a peice of shit.
My faith in mankind has officially dropped anphter 50 points. Not much left of it now. It doesn't really surprise me that somebidy would do this. People are truly sick, greedy, callous, sadisitc, hateful, paranoid bastards who don't deserve the life they have.
The universe would be a much safer place if humanty was wiped out entirely.
But of course, this can't be far away, being the genocidal, prejudiced fucks we are.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Wait...what is the purpose of this thread? If it's to try to tell me the world is a sick place...well all I can say is....[HEADING=2]FAIL[/HEADING]

Why is it [HEADING=2]FAIL[/HEADING]? Because you already knew?

woudln't it be an assurance....

[HEADING=1]WIN[/HEADING]

No, just a waste of [HEADING=1]SPACE[/HEADING]

 

[grimsprice]

Wait...what is the purpose of this thread? If it's to try to tell me the world is a sick place...well all I can say is....[HEADING=2]FAIL[/HEADING]

Why is it [HEADING=2]FAIL[/HEADING]? Because you already knew?

woudln't it be an assurance....

[HEADING=1]WIN[/HEADING]

No, just a waste of [HEADING=1]SPACE[/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]ELECTRIC CHAIR TIME[/HEADING]

 

[SsilverR]

MY GOD!!! .. SUCH A SIN!! SUCH A CRIME!!!

DAMN THOSE POLICE!!! who in their right minds would offer candy to someone who's clearly overweight and in serious need of a salad ... such an act has just scarred me for life

 

[TheDanimal]

I would not enjoy having my teeth pulled out.

 

[Tdc2182]

Wow. Think about the stuff we don't here about. Anyone remember Louisiana masacare? People turned into furniture.

 

[Booze Zombie]

What... a dipshit.

 

[chefassassin2]

That is quite funny, actually.
I wonder what kind of candy got her to confess?
Is one type more effective than another?

Hey man, someone offers me a cupcake from Citizen Cake, and I'll confess to a murder like that. Offer me a Salted Nut Roll, you can just pi-- off!

OT however- I read the article and thought she was nuts. Then I saw the interview with this psycho, and man, this woman is completely, utterly, absolutely, batcrap nuts! The complete casualness in which she describes everything is just off the wall to me. It's easy to say stuff like she's saying in jest[sup]See my cupcake note up there[/sup], but to actually admit it in a jail, with the ease and casualness of her? Holy hell, Cthulhu help me, something went terribly wrong in her childhood.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Of course, if we could round up these individuals, give them gun and drop them on the planets of alien fucksicles before they manage to get their invasion on, we'll be unstoppable.

Bad Company in space! Only instead of people who f***ed up royally, it would be made up of people who ARE f***ed up royally.

 

[historybuff]

Wow, I wonder what kind of candy bar it was.

And how on earth they got around to talking about candy.