Suggest me something funny

[El Poncho]

Do a barrel role!

but if it's Virgin media, then put SKY .

 

[Artemis923]

The path north is blocked by ice. You'll need the FIRE ROD.

 

[Lynx]

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.


cookie 4 ref

 

[Pielikey]

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.


cookie 4 ref

Monty Python and the quest for the holy grail is a great movie.


Also, text it "IIINCOOMMIING!"

 

[General Ken8]

Charlie! We're at a Virgin festival Charlie!
I saw that one at a green day concert and i laughed pretty hard (except for the v festival part)
Or just put your TV in slomo and take a picture of someone's funny face, then send it

 

[Prowers]

If possible send the message sideways saying "my neck really hurts now".

 

[Julianking93]

Courtney Love is showing everyone her vagina in the parking lot!!!

 

[Kris015]

Or maybe: Look to the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? OH MY GOD IT'S KEANU REEVES!!

 

[MajoraPersona]

Behave yourselves, Richard Branson is watching.

 

[The Lawn]

"THE OTHER MONITOR IS A BLOODY SPY!"

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

"You are now breathing manually."

"THUNDERCATS!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

 

[leviathanmisha]

"When life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

 

[sneakypenguin]

I'm hungry

followed a few min later

I'm still hungry.

I'm a fan of "chain" messeges (ones that you post over a few text)


One guy at a concert did one about his wife nagging him it was amusing.

 

[bradley348]

HITLER WAS RIGHT!!!

is always a good one.

or

WOULD ALL THE YOUNG MALES (AGES 5-12 ONLY)PLEASE REPORT TO THE BLUE VAN PARKED OUTSIDE, THERE WILL BE FREE CANDY!

 

[messy]

SNIP

I. SHALL. KILL. YOU.

I very much wanted to go to that festival, as The Killers were playing, and I haven't EVER seen ANY band in concert before, even though music has sort of become my life in the past year, and The Killers are my favourite band.

But my [insert swear word here]ing parents said I was too young.

CURSE THEM.

Anyway, OT, when The Killers are actually on, 'I've got ham but I'm not a hamster'.

It's an ooooooold Bill Bailey/Killers joke.

That was from tinsel worm right? I think I'm gonna have to get the crowd singing that one.