Summarize a Game in One Sentence.
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1. A double entendre saves the world and then either compares his girlfriend to a caribou or jokes about 2001: A Space Odyssey.
2. Emo boy dates as many girls as possible in order to get stuck in the moon.
3. Samurai Warriors, with more ham.
4. A boy fights an MMORPG to save his friend from a coma.
5. A game in which a double entendre's father kills Russians with a fork after getting groped by them.
6. In 1920s Japan, Rasputin is a robot and luck comes from bugs.
7. It's an opera, a fairy tale, a Shakespeare play, Arabian Nights- and occasionally a farming simulator.
8. A blonde haired super agent does naked cartwheels in the duodenum of the war machine, yet almost ten years later we still do not know what the fuck that was about.
9. Giant synthetic space fleas want to make you into a milkshake, and then make that milkshake into a baby.
10. A bear in a TV forces you to solve murder mysteries by dating everyone in your town.
11. Surgery in Japan apparently involves pentacles and lasers.
12. The time-traveling jock is actually a figment of god's imagination, which complicates the fact that he has to kill it.
2. Emo boy dates as many girls as possible in order to get stuck in the moon.
3. Samurai Warriors, with more ham.
4. A boy fights an MMORPG to save his friend from a coma.
5. A game in which a double entendre's father kills Russians with a fork after getting groped by them.
6. In 1920s Japan, Rasputin is a robot and luck comes from bugs.
7. It's an opera, a fairy tale, a Shakespeare play, Arabian Nights- and occasionally a farming simulator.
8. A blonde haired super agent does naked cartwheels in the duodenum of the war machine, yet almost ten years later we still do not know what the fuck that was about.
9. Giant synthetic space fleas want to make you into a milkshake, and then make that milkshake into a baby.
10. A bear in a TV forces you to solve murder mysteries by dating everyone in your town.
11. Surgery in Japan apparently involves pentacles and lasers.
12. The time-traveling jock is actually a figment of god's imagination, which complicates the fact that he has to kill it.
Good ol' Mass Effect.ReaperzXIII said:
Revised version: Punch asshole reporters in their faces and hot steamy alien sex (as long as you're not a gay man.)
you get Half a Life
or
kill these terrorists so your commanding officer can betray you.(I don't fucking care about spoiler's for that repetetive game).
[edit]lands that border
escape from a german castle
get to the choppaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kill these guys to save your family
your dad runs away so you can go be an asshole
you use giant robots to kill your counsin who betrayed you
you get two half a lives
cake
you shit on aliens
wise guys you work for them your set you fuck with them you die
or
kill these terrorists so your commanding officer can betray you.(I don't fucking care about spoiler's for that repetetive game).
[edit]lands that border
escape from a german castle
get to the choppaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kill these guys to save your family
your dad runs away so you can go be an asshole
you use giant robots to kill your counsin who betrayed you
you get two half a lives
cake
you shit on aliens
wise guys you work for them your set you fuck with them you die
Soviet Heavy said:
Counterstrike doesn't have grenade launchers, does it?
Soviet Heavy said:
Second Life
I just blew shit up with the most non-lethal gun evar!!!
Portal
45 minute breaks inbetween playtime, but for some reason I can't put the controller down!
MTG4
Greedy freak'n racoon...
any Animal Crossing Game
Enter L-A-R-A to save your mom!
Chrono Trigger
Here's one:
Nerd with a phallic laser murders his way through numbered sadists to screw a foreign woman in bed.
Nerd with a phallic laser murders his way through numbered sadists to screw a foreign woman in bed.