Summarize a Game in One Sentence.

[SenseOfTumour]

Pastry obsessed woman jumps through holes to kill evil computer.

Portal (and maybe 2)

Question: how do you do the spoiler boxes? I gotta find out.

its using these brackets [ ], but like this {spoiler} he was dead all along... and a woman... and it was all a dream... in the 1920s. {/spoiler}

Now with square brackets...

Spoiler

he was dead all along... and a woman... and it was all a dream... in the 1920s.

 

[Kurokami]

"Fox, get this guy offa me!"

If you don't know it, I pity you.

Do a barrel roll!!

She stole the Eiffel Tower.

 

[Nieroshai]

A terrorist, soldier, ex-pilot, Aussie, and two kids are told to destroy the world or die.

Spoiler

Final Fantasy 13

A real soldier babysits an emo security guard and dies.

Spoiler

Final Fantasy 7 Crisis Core

An environmental terrorist organization hires an emo security guard with delusions of grandeur to do battle with--gasp--an evil corporation.

Spoiler

Final Fantasy 7

A different emo security guard mopes over ex-girlfriend and pretends to be a vampire.

Spoiler

Final Fantasy 7 Dirge of Cerberus

College students play cards and screw up the space-time continuum to prevent said happening from... happening.

Spoiler

Final Fantasy 8

A water polo player travels to the future to force his daddy issues on everyone only to find out he's imaginary.

Spoiler

Final Fantasy 10

Girl goes globe-trotting to find her imaginary boyfriend.

Spoiler

Final Fantasy X-2

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Warning - I've gone fairly retro here, and by retro I don't mean PS2.

Man in crash helmet murders thousands of convicts and robots to win toasters and entertain a grinning lunatic.

Spoiler

Smash TV

Selection of cartoon snuff movies chosen by joystick.

Spoiler

Dragon's Lair (arcade)

Aerial combat sim loses out to just flailing around like an idiot and spinning in wild loops.

Spoiler

Afterburner R360 (the spinny around arcade cabinet )

Rock band end up being the preferred target in dismal on rails shooter

Spoiler

Aerosmith in Revolution X

Not in fact a feral episode of 'Animal Hospital' but a old school arcade shooter with an uzi on the cabinet.

Spoiler

Operation Wolf

Tourette's afflicted gonk has more trouble painting that you'd expect, due to serpent nemesis and having no arms.

Spoiler

Q-Bert

Homeowner protects his property from burglars,vandals and muggers, and is portrayed as the bad guy.

Spoiler

Dungeon Keeper

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

A little boy growing up to be a hero, whilst fighting random bandits.

Fable?

Splosh-tage.

Whoever gets this one, will get a cookie.

And...

Never going to come out

That one, is very easy.

'splosion Man & Dungeon Keeper 3?

Wrong on both counts. D:

EDIT: Splosh-tage is a combonation of the words Explosion and Montage. I don't expect anyone to get it, at all. I just thought I'd put it out there.

I have no idea what the first one is, but I am saying "Starcraft: Ghost" is the second one.

Ugh. Really?

I mean, really?!

Duke. Freaking. Nukem.

I'm ashamed of you all.

Turns out that Take-Two still holds the publishing rights and rumors have floated around that Gearbox Software has taken the game up, and they say they are going to comment on the situation at Pax Prime 2010.

So it looks like we are getting the game on Christmas day, 2012, the same day as HL2: Episode 3

 

[chetoos]

small yellow circle avoids the undead

 

[Booze Zombie]

Biological warfare is an everyday occurrence and yet everyone still seems surprised by it, people with guns doubly so.

Resident Evil 5

 

[Azriel Nightshade]

Sweet,I'm level 6...does that guy have a rocket launcher?
-Fallout 3

 

[Nouw]

Kill Aliens, Get Babes and look Bad-Ass doing it

Spoiler: Guess

Duke Nukem 3D

 

[Fenra]

run run jump stab jump hide run run sneak stab stab..... annoying trek home... "salute claudia" "here to look at the book" *facepalm*

Spoiler

Assassins Creed 2

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

I can do it in one word.

Ahem:

'KAMEHAMEHA!'

 

[shwnbob]

Bioshock 2
Mr.Bubbles put down that wrench....Mr.Bubbles?

 

[Squilookle]

The ultimate hollywood car chase simulator.

Be very careful with your guesses. There is only one correct answer.

Split/Second?

Hell no! That's a circuit racer like burnout or any other.

 

[phohouse]

Pirates in airships fight against giant elemental monsters with an old man that leaves you often.

 

[Protocol95]

A kitty likes technology and using it.

Spoiler

Ratchet & Clank

 

[InnerRebellion]

-Stuffed animals wage war on animals.
-Drugs, sex, killing and...

Spoiler: Don't click until you guess

JAAAAAASUUUUUUN!

 

[SpartainHawk]

A horrible pink blob eats people and becomes them

 

[Sviests]

The princess is in another castle. Hint: It ain`t any of the mario games.

Zelda?

Nope

Braid.

Yup.

 

[Cmwissy]

Spoiler: If we have laser cars and giant robots, why are we still using swords?

Final Fantasy XIII

Spoiler: WORK YA DAMN NAG!

Grand Theft Horse