Summarize a Game in One Sentence.

[Breaker deGodot]

OH WAIT THE BEST ONE EVER!
A woman who invited you and your brother over for pasta (hopefully) is kidnapped and brought to a luxury resort.Now you have to go to these numerous tourist attractions and open up many things to find out such things like that the amount of toasters is too many,you need to get off his cloud,and at the end it turns out you are the best player ever.
You will never figure it out

Link: the Faces of Evil?

Oh,so close.

Hotel Mario?

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Die a lot trying to find a mystical amulet in a world made of glyphs.

 

[Sviests]

Alan Wake

A man runs through some dark woods, narrating everything he does.

 

[Adamc-mh]

God's game

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Unnecessarily emo and aggressive virus that likes to OM NOM NOM on anything of interest

 

[uncreativename]

Humanoid cat thing with robot side kick saves galaxies from being destroyed

 

[uncreativename]

Unnecessarily emo and aggressive virus that likes to OM NOM NOM on anything of interest

Prototype

 

[nightwolf667]

Sadistic gang leader escapes Death Row and goes on murder spree with ice cream truck.

Spoiler

Saints Row 2

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

"Fox, get this guy offa me!"

If you don't know it, I pity you.

What if we don't know because we conditioned ourselves to not here those pleas?

OT: 4 survivors, endless hoards of the undead, and if the guy next to you doesn't have your back, your both dead.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

The princess is in another castle. Hint: It ain`t any of the mario games.

Zelda?

Nope

Braid.

 

[nightwolf667]

Spoiler: Cybernetic zombie returns from the dead in an attempt to upset Jesus, ends up shooting shit.

Mass Effect 2

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Scientist with a crowbar.

Your avatar fits this description perfectly, Mr. Nerogunhero

 

[Samus Aaron]

Protagonist is born, goes through school, gets a job, dies.

Spoiler

Real life

Not a game you say? I beg to differ.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Batman goes to Arkham Asylum.

Kirby Super Star.

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

OH WAIT THE BEST ONE EVER!
A woman who invited you and your brother over for pasta (hopefully) is kidnapped and brought to a luxury resort.Now you have to go to these numerous tourist attractions and open up many things to find out such things like that the amount of toasters is too many,you need to get off his cloud,and at the end it turns out you are the best player ever.
You will never figure it out

Link: the Faces of Evil?

Oh,so close.

Hotel Mario?

KOOPA HOTELS
TOO MANY TOASTERS
I HOPE SHE MADED LOSTA SPAGETTY
HEY YOU GET OFF MY CLOUD
Yes it is the failboat that is Hotel Mario.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

A little boy growing up to be a hero, whilst fighting random bandits.

Fable?

Splosh-tage.

Whoever gets this one, will get a cookie.

And...

Never going to come out

That one, is very easy.

'splosion Man & Dungeon Keeper 3?

Wrong on both counts. D:

EDIT: Splosh-tage is a combonation of the words Explosion and Montage. I don't expect anyone to get it, at all. I just thought I'd put it out there.

I have no idea what the first one is, but I am saying "Starcraft: Ghost" is the second one.

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Every link game. Guy saves girl, lots of sexual tension, nothing happens.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Far Cry 2:

'Hey - I just killed those guys 5 minutes ago'

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Heres a couple

Stuffed Animal Murder Simulator

and

Russian guy runs around in subway systems

Your Avatar completely gives away the first one and Metro 2033.

 

[Talon_Skywarp]

How do you do those boxes? I ain't a clue

Anyway...

A man who has roid rage (and must likely beat his family while drinking Stella and watching Rambo) finally snaps and enters a fantasy world where everything is out to get him.