Summarize a Game in One Sentence.

[ShoopDaToaster]

Another nugget for you.
You are knocked out and woke up in a shower curtian factory who plans to revolutionze technology and make you work for something that you will never earn.

Spoiler: Alpha Protocol

Portal

 

[Theron Julius]

Teabagging and Noobtubes

Spoiler

counterstrike

There aren't noobtubes in Counterstrike. Are you thinking of MW2 or BC2?

"Confused whether to trust it again after the previous installment, despite numerous fixes."

Spoiler

Probably a lot of things, but I was going for Call of Duty: Black Ops. If the rumors are true then they really did fix nearly everything.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Starcraft II: From the immortal words of Jim Raynor, Seemed like a good plan at the time.

 

[captainfoss]

The fight to save the princess through voluntary head trauma and obsessive compulsive disorder to jump on anything moving.

It's a meee Mario!
Here's one for ya. Man abuses drugs so that he can shoot lightning from his hand.

Perhaps its also a reference to InFamous?

 

[Sviests]

The princess is in another castle. Hint: It ain`t any of the mario games.

 

[captainfoss]

The princess is in another castle. Hint: It ain`t any of the mario games.

Zelda?

 

[V8 Ninja]

A man jumps off of floating structures because he has an unsafe uncaring for one of the world's laws of physics.

Spoiler

AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity

 

[Ophi]

A vaguely gay young mercenary leader fights for his friends by killing a Goddess.

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

OH WAIT THE BEST ONE EVER!
A woman who invited you and your brother over for pasta (hopefully) is kidnapped and brought to a luxury resort.Now you have to go to these numerous tourist attractions and open up many things to find out such things like that the amount of toasters is too many,you need to get off his cloud,and at the end it turns out you are the best player ever.
You will never figure it out

 

[Captain Epic]

The fight to save the princess through voluntary head trauma and obsessive compulsive disorder to jump on anything moving.

It's a meee Mario!
Here's one for ya. Man abuses drugs so that he can shoot lightning from his hand.

Perhaps its also a reference to InFamous?

I was actually talking about bioshock but that works too I guess.

 

[captainfoss]

I said bioshock in my other quoting endeavor towards you so I guess I at least got one right XD

 

[Brandon237]

Adventures of an emotionless thing who remembers his greatgreatgreat grandfather dying far more times than should be legal.

Spoiler: for those of us who haven't touched a non-FPS...

Assassin's Creed.

 

[Sviests]

The princess is in another castle. Hint: It ain`t any of the mario games.

Zelda?

Nope

 

[ShakerSilver]

Spoiler: Mushroom munching Italian plumbers rescue Princess from over-grown turtle.

If you actually didn't know, then you're a retard.

Spoiler: Soviets invade Allied nations with bomb-dropping zeppelins, tanks that shoot electricity but are somehow useless, and so much camp that it puts Adam West to shame.

C&C Red Alert series (although mostly the 2[sup]nd[/sup] and 3[sup]rd[/sup])

Spoiler: Anthropomorphic Hedgehog saves world from overweight scientist with the help of his annoying friends.

Again, retard.

Spoiler: Fugitive cop tries to bring down an evil drug-dealing corporation and avenge the death of his family, all while monologue-ing as much as possible.

Max Payne

 

[ShakerSilver]

OH WAIT THE BEST ONE EVER!
A woman who invited you and your brother over for pasta (hopefully) is kidnapped and brought to a luxury resort.Now you have to go to these numerous tourist attractions and open up many things to find out such things like that the amount of toasters is too many,you need to get off his cloud,and at the end it turns out you are the best player ever.
You will never figure it out

Link: the Faces of Evil?

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

OH WAIT THE BEST ONE EVER!
A woman who invited you and your brother over for pasta (hopefully) is kidnapped and brought to a luxury resort.Now you have to go to these numerous tourist attractions and open up many things to find out such things like that the amount of toasters is too many,you need to get off his cloud,and at the end it turns out you are the best player ever.
You will never figure it out

Link: the Faces of Evil?

Oh,so close.

 

[squballs1234]

Ocarina of Time: HOLY CRAP AWESOME
Team Fortress 2: Big success!

 

[squballs1234]

Ocarina of Time: HOLY CRAP AWESOME
Team Fortress 2: Big success!

 

[JackRyan64]

A man runs through some dark woods, narrating everything he does.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Mother 3:

Spoiler

Little kids beat the shit out of stuff, and then die.